This guy’s proved to not actually be a complete and utter pussy and has already (ALREADY) managed to go and fulfil his promise and get the result tattooed on him.
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Why hasn’t this happened sooner?
Female Reporter Confronts And Shames FHRITP Crew Live On Air Read More »
Having a famous dad can’t get you everything.
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A summary and go-to guide for your favourite team (and the ones you’re not so keen on)
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Turn down Cesc Fabreas and sign Tom Cleverley instead? Surely not…
Arsenal Fans Are Begging Wenger Not To Buy Tom Cleverley Read More »
Charles Bronson positively lost the plot after Arsenal won the FA cup and vented his frustrations on 12 prison guards.
How to deal with not being in Arsenal’s Champion’s League squad: get wasted and embarrass yourself.
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Emmanuel Frimpong recently got transferred to Barnsley and it looks like he isn’t down with the local BNP population in his new hometown.
We took the time to catch up with child acting superstar Asa Butterfield, who also happens to be a big fan of the site.
Football fan action in Africa once again completely crosses the line.
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Well, this was definitely going to happen after Walcott’s gesturing at the Tottenham fans during Arsenal’s 2-0 victory last weekend.
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Football has always has always had its problems with fans hating each other, but with the advent of modern culture this has spread to all factions of fans.
I was only joking when I mentioned this yesterday, but someone has filmed an official ceremony of a Man United fan switching their allegiance to Arsenal.
VIDEO: Man United Fan Becomes Arsenal Fan In Official Ceremony Read More »
It must really suck to be a Manchester United fan right now, but however bad you’re feeling it’s not as bad as this dude.
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Nicklas Bendtner is in trouble again for his off pitch behaviour.
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In his autobiography, there’s a part where Theo Walcott completely rips the shit out of Robin Van Persie and it completely rules.
Theo Walcott Completely Disses Robin Van Persie In Book Extract Read More »
An Arsenal fan in Africa has lost his house after betting his mate that the Gooners would beat Manchester United last Sunday.
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A Spurs fan had a chance encounter with Arsene Wenger and couldn’t resist the chance to troll him massively with this photograph.
Spurs Fan Trolls Arsene Wenger In Hilarious Photograph Read More »
I never thought anyone in the world could look like Mesut Ozil – he’s just so weird looking – but this kid from Argentina is the spitting image of him.
Argentinian Kid Looks Exactly Like Mesut Ozil Read More »
I never thought I would write a headline anything like that one up there, but this goal really does justify it.
Female Irish Player Scores Goal Of The Season Contender Read More »
To celebrate the biggest signing of transfer deadline day, here are a bunch of pictures of famous women photoshopped with Mesut Ozil’s eyes.
This van driver saw his chance for some free advertising on transfer deadline day and took it.
Opportunistic Van Driver Gets Brilliant Free Advertising During Transfer Deadline Day Read More »
You haven’t really ever seen a goal until you’ve seen it from the most perfect angle possible. Luckily for us, someone caught Paul Pogba’s Juventus wondergoal from said angle.
Fan Captures Paul Pogba Wondergoal From The Perfect Angle Read More »
If you’re a professional footballer this is probably something you definitely shouldn’t do. But then this is Nicklas Bendtner.
Nicklas Bendtner Hangs Out With Snoop Dogg, Promotes Alcohol And Drug Abuse Read More »
Nobody likes Piers Morgan so it’s really awesome when someone completely rinses him.
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
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Arsene Wenger has always had a slightly dubious relationship with the media but he really threw all his toys out of the pram at a press conference today.
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