Well, well, well.
Coronavirus hasn't got anything on these guys.
Thanks for the heads up.
The plot sounds devastating.
He's ready to give something back.
Kids these days.
Which one is it?
The original troll strikes again.
Martin Shkreli just got well and truly told.
Martin Shkreli just went through his entire congressional hearing without answering a single question then called them all "imbeciles" on Twitter.
Charlie Sheen's doctor has been curing HIV for years with this antidote, apparently.
All hail the supreme leader.
Charlie Sheen's doctor is even more insane than he is.
How times change.
Is Charlie Sheen going to become the first person to be cured of AIDS?
Anyone feeling sorry for this guy yet?
The last thing you want to see on your social media feed.
Here's a clue: definite contender for worst person of the year.
This sounds like it was one hell of a party.
What a shame...
Shady stories from Martin Shkreli's past are making it onto the web and this one is the creepiest yet.
We'll give you one guess.
This is a real breakthrough.
Our twat radar just went into overload with this guy's Twitter feed.
"Some youth are complaining that the condoms they are being given, some of them are too short, their organs can't fit in...