Because I got high.
Deliveroo has launched legal action against a UK cannabis dealer for ‘mimicking’ their branding.
Seems legit.
Fair enough.
Blazin'.
Gnarly.
The driver is considering a lawsuit.
How to go from hero to zero in one summer.
A new world record.
Pain medication + weed = super stoned McGregor.
Massive.
Come at the king you best not miss.
A 15-year-old girl was rushed to hospital with knife wounds after a fight broke out at yesterday’s 4/20 protest in Hyde Park.
To the moon!
Sweet.
Please don't.
Mum goals?
4/20 brother.
Be careful.
Whoops.
420 brother.
Perfection.
How is she still alive?
Rick-Ality.
It's the only way to get through it.
What's better than getting high and eating pizza? Eating pizza that gets you high.
The future.
'Can you give me a good excuse to go fishing?'
'Always be confident around women - chances are their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich.'
You might start getting paid for your 'awesome' status updates.