I think most people know at this point that 4/20 is like Halloween for stoners and this can’t be better articulated than through this guy heading down to the massive cannabis event in Hyde Park yesterday and proceeding to spend four hours grinding £650 worth of weed for a massive joint to smoke with all his homies.

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Reporter Jacob Philips headed over to cover the event when he ran into the guy who went by the name of Theo and was only too happy to tell him all about the massive spliff that he was rolling. Here’s what he had to say:

We have found and interviewed the man with Hyde Park’s biggest zoot. Theo spent hours grinding the weed for this. It cost him and his friend £650. All for 420 pic.twitter.com/9RH5l7EFl6

— Jacob Phillips (@Jacob_LDR) April 20, 2022

This is one hundred grams, pure weed, no tobacco, pure Skywalker OG.

It took me about six hours just to grind up the amount… and as you can see, it’s smoking very nice.

That’s pretty cool I guess? I love smoking weed don’t get me wrong and I definitely think it should be legal and celebrated in this country – and all over the world for that matter – but it seems a bit dumb to spend so much money rolling such a massive joint because you would probably have about three tokes on it and then pass out? Or at least barely remember what had happened all day. Or when it comes down it it, just where/with whom you had left the humongous £700 joint.

Seems like a recipe for disaster, but I suppose stoners aren’t exactly known for their brains are they? Hope everyone involved had fun and hope that these two guys managed to have the best day of their lives smoking all that weed and made it home in one piece without whiteying. They do look like pros but by anyone’s estimation, that’s a hell of a lot of weed.

For more of the same, check out when The Bong Lord celebrated 4/20 a few years ago with the world’s longest bong hit. Truly epic.