Remember The Human Ken Doll? Here’s What He Looks Like Now
No way.
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Burger King Has Now Re-Opened Some Branches For Delivery
Hail to the king baby.
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NASA Have Warned That A 4KM Asteroid Is Approaching The Earth And Could End Civilisation
Not another global catastrophe.
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The Strokes Have Released Their First New Song In Seven Years
It’s called ‘At The Door’.
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Alastair Stewart Quits ITV News After 40 Years After Comparing Black Man To An Ape
You can’t do that pal.
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Lewis Capaldi’s Ex Paige Turley Is Already Odds-On Favourite To Win ‘Love Island’
The girl that inspired his hit ‘Someone You Loved’.
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The Gender-Fluid Word ‘They’ Has Been Chosen As The ‘Word Of The Decade’
What about ‘ginormous’?
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Netflix Reveals Names & Synopses Of 29 Original Movies Coming In 2020 (So Far)
Netflix has done it again for 2020.
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Here’s Your First Look At Season Two Of ‘The Boys’
The Boys are back.
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The Matrix 4 Has Been Announced With The Original Cast And Crew
Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss will return.
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Sexy Ginger Guys Wanted To Get Their Pubes Out For 2020 Calendar Photo Shoot
If you’re a natural ginger and you think you’ve got what it takes, apply today.
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Donald Trump Confirms He’ll Run For Re-Election In 2020
Great, another four years of this crap.
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John McAfee Thinks Bitcoin Will Hit $1 Million By 2020
He’s called it before.
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A Startup Has Created A Wristband That Lets You Text Using Just Your Thoughts
Surely this isn’t a good idea?
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The United Arab Emirates Have Vowed To Travel To Mars By 2020
Sure thing guys.
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Nintendo Are Building A Real Life Super Mario World At Universal Studios
Dreams can come true.
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From This Friday The Government Will Withdraw All 10 Packs Of Cigarettes
Twenty fags minimum.
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If Your Job Is On This List, You Could Be Replaced By A Robot In 2020
Bloody robots, coming over here and taking all our jobs.
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Will Smith Says He May Be Forced To Run For President
Would you vote for him?
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Barack Obama Offers Kanye West Advice About 2020 Presidential Bid
You might as well listen to the man at the top.
