Shia LaBeouf Left A Voicemail For The Lookalike That Got Punched
What a guy.
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Saudi Prince Worth $10 Billion Goes Clubbing Looking Like An Absolute Bum
Only when you’re worth $10 billion will they let you into a club looking like this.
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This Guy’s Managed To Blag His Seventh Nose Job On The NHS
Seven is the magic number.
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Kim Jong-Un’s Former Chef Says The Dictator Lets Off Steam By Firing Missiles
Definitely the kind of person you’d want in charge of nuclear weaponry.
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Trafalgar Square Might Become A Golf Course
This has to happen.
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Birdman Is Now Selling ‘Put Some Respek On My Name’ T-Shirts
I wonder if he even knows he’s spelling it incorrectly.
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Unluckiest Dude Ever Got Bitten On The Dick By A Poisonous Spider
The stuff of nightmares.
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Dumbass Couple Lose Out On Dream Vegas Break After Booking Flight From Wrong Birmingham Airport
Always check the small print.
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Burger King Helps Fulfil Dying Woman’s Last Meal Request
‘She passed away with what she loved, and that was a double meat Whopper.’
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The Twins From Skins Don’t Even Look Identical Anymore
Chalk and cheese.
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Coast Guard Forced To Rescue Man Stranded In An Inflatable Ball After He Tried To Run To Bermuda
This is the second time the US Coast Guard has had to rescue this guy for trying to run on water.
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People Are Pissed That Pornhub Used A Taco Emoji To Represent Latinas
#LatinasAreNot tacos
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Prince Fans Got PISSED At Cheerios For Sending Out This Tribute Tweet For The Singer
More proof that it’s SO EASY to offend people in 2016.
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A Naked Coachella Man Tried To Steal A FedEx Truck But Didn’t Actually Know How To Drive
Do you need clothes or the ability to drive to steal a car?
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People Are Super Pissed At This Company For Selling Myra Hindley Merchandise
Yeah she’s iconic, but for all the wrong reasons.
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Man Shoots Himself In The Head On Facebook Live Stream To Get More Followers
Well, that didn’t go to plan.
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Lil Kim Shares Instagram Photo Looking Remarkably White
Has Lil Kim found her final form in 2016?
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This Woman Is So Rich She Didn’t Realise Her Picasso Got Stolen 7 Years Ago
What else could she be missing?
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50 Cent Just Found Out He Has Another Son At A Meet-And-Greet
Father of the year.
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Ted Cruz’s Lookalike Has Agreed To Make A Porno For £7,000
They need to get a Trump lookalike involved.
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17-Year-Old High School Basketball Star Turns Out To Be A 30-Year-Old Imposter
Wish I could pass for 17.
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French Statue Gets Detachable Penis To Thwart Thieves
‘I wouldn’t want anyone – not even my worst enemies – to go through what happens to this statue.’
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Grandma Batters Her Husband With A Meat Tenderiser After She Catches Him Watching Porn
He hadn’t had sex with her in 10 YEARS.
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Lionel Messi Blocks Miss BumBum On Instagram Because She Keeps Sending Him Ass Shots
I just did a Messi in my pants.
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Big Macs Are About To Get A Giant Makeover
Get in my mouth.
