Girls In China Are Following Yet Another Disturbing Social Media ‘Beauty Challenge’
First the ‘A4 waist’ craze, now this…
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This 5 Year Old Is So Overweight His Fat Is Suffocating Him
His heart is being choked by the excess flab that surrounds it.
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Hermaphrodite Model Is Asking Strangers To Pay For Surgery So She Can Be ‘Normal’
She claims her body is a “horror story”.
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Man Leaves Wife For His Mum And Now They’re Planning For A Baby
Keepin’ it in the family.
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Jeffrey Dahmer’s Childhood Home Is Available To Rent For The GOP Convention
Yeah, the one where he committed his first murder.
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The Bomb Squad Had To Be Called In Germany Over A Particularly Loud Cock Ring
Who’s throwing away a perfectly good cock ring?
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Woman’s Arse Cheeks Explode During Rough Sex, Boyfriend Gets Put in Jail
Has this man hit rock bottom?
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John F Kennedy Spotted Driving Around London Today, No One Knows WTF Is Going On
Conspiracy theorists – your time.
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Unluckiest Man Ever Escapes Car Dangling Off Cliff, Gets Out And Is Hit By Passing Bus
When the universe wants you dead no matter what.
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Pastor Tries To Sell ‘Heaven Selfies’ And Says He Saw Jesus’s ‘Hot Wife’
Next level blasphemy.
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Amber Rose Made $4 Million In Two Days Off Her Stupid New Emoji App
It’s a great time to be a girl with a big bum who sleeps with Kanye West.
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Justin Bieber Got Dreadlocks And Was Accused Of Cultural Appropriation
It’s 2016, of course he was.
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Donald Trump Gets Rinsed HARD On Twitter After Claiming Reporter Was Holding A Bomb
Make America pen free again.
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Woman Reports Man To Police Over Revenge Fart After She Denied Him Sex
Slight overreaction maybe?
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This Guy’s Fed Up With People Having Sex Outside His House So He’s Filming And Sharing The Videos Online
Don’t let this guy catch you getting freaky outside his house.
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Mum Gets Drunk And Arranges For Convicted Sex Offender To Tattoo Her Three Young Kids
Turns out you’re not allowed to do this.
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Airbnb Is Offering An Underwater Room In Paris Surrounded By Sharks
Dream come true or worst nightmare?
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Tom Cruise’s 9-Year-Old Daughter Sacks Her Music Teacher Over ‘Creative Differences’
This is why ISIS hates us.
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Dude Beats Up And Robs His Mate After He Beat Him In A Freestyle Rap Battle
When the battle rap gets too real.
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PornHub Absolutely Nailed Their April Fool’s Prank
This is how you do it Google.
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Dan Bilzerian Wins $1.2 Million By Smashing Ridiculous Cycling Bet
He had to cycle from Vegas to LA in under 48 hours.
