Dude Cries In Mugshot After Threatening To Stab A Girl Who Didn’t Want To Have Sex With Him
He’ll NEVER be able to live this down.
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This Woman Is Baffling The World With Her Creepy Feet With Toes Like Fingers
We all know someone with manky feet, but this is just taking the piss.
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Ed Sheeran Doppelganger Says That Looking Like Ed Sheeran Is Ruining His Life
Which one is Ed Sheeran?
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Amber Heard Claims These Photos Prove Johnny Depp Has Been Battering Her For Years
There are two sides to this story, and we don’t know which one is true.
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Unbelievably Racist AirBnb Host Cancels On Black Woman In The Most Savage Way Possible
This guy is the absolute worst.
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This Real Life Selfie Statue Is Proof That Our World Is Doomed
So 2016 it hurts.
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Council Resorts To Drastic Measures To Protect Its ‘Horneytown’ Road Sign
Won’t you take me to…horneytown?
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Stephen Hawking Says The One Thing In The World He Can’t Explain Is Donald Trump
Can’t imagine how Donald Trump will respond to this one.
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Everyone’s Going Crazy Over The Latest Hot Mugshot Criminal
Whoever she kidnapped is one lucky bastard.
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Woman Has Stomach Ache; Turns Out To Be A Condom Wrapped Round Her Appendix
And they told us condoms were safe.
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Kid Leaves His Glasses On The Floor At Art Museum And Everyone Thinks It’s A Masterpiece
The human race is losing its mind.
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The Internet Is Rinsing This Corrupt Chechen Leader Over His Missing Cat
The internet can be so mean sometimes.
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Turns Out Soulja Boy’s ‘$400 Million Deal’ Isn’t Actually Worth $400 Million
Well fuck me sideways and call me Shirley.
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Domino’s Pizza Apologise After Live Throbbing Human Testicle Found On Pepperoni Passion Pizza
That wasn’t the extra topping I ordered.
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Leo DiCaprio Is Getting Rinsed For Flying On Private Jet To Collect A Green Award
How can anyone stay mad at Leo?
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You Can Now Actually Buy A Steve Buscemi Bikini
The ultimate fashion accessory this summer.
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Old Man Arrested For Pointing His Sky Remote Into People’s Houses And Turning On Babestation
He’s been a real nuisance to the city for a while now.
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Senior Policewoman Suspended After Arguing With Colleague About ‘Who Has the Best Tits’
The breast argument ever?
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This Skydiver Is Bottling Air 15,000 FT In The Sky And Selling It For £200 A Bottle
“It’s not just a bottle of air. Physically it is, but you are getting a premium product.”
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Chris Brown And His Mates Got Kicked Off A Private Plane After Hotboxing It
Chris Brown = still a muppet in 2016.
