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Ted Cruz’s Lookalike Has Agreed To Make A Porno For £7,000

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They need to get a Trump lookalike involved.

21-year-old Searcy Hayes made the headlines last week after appearing on the Maury show, looking suspiciously like a long-haired Ted Cruz.

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She literally went viral for her likeness to the Republican candidate and it is this popularity that has attracted some media attention. One website that was particularly interested in capitalising on her new-found fame is porn site, XHamster.com, who has offered Hayes and her fiancé, Freddie Green, $10,000 (nearly £7,000) to make a six minute sex tape. Fair deal if you ask me. They obviously thought so, as the pair has agreed to do it.

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XHamster spokesman, Mike Kulich, told the Huffington Post:

I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.

He added that while it is highly unlikely Cruz is going to film a sex tape (I’d sooner put money on Trump and Melania), Hayes is the next best thing. She said:

I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family.

I want to get my son whatever he wants.

And her fiancé added:

We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married.

I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.’

It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s [Hayes] famous — she’s more famous than Madonna! I’m with a star.

You might say that XHamster is exploiting these guys as they know that they are likely to do anything for a bit of cash. Plus, I bet £7,000 barely even makes a dent in the money that the company is going to make from that porn video. However, at the same time, they both seem overjoyed at this opportunity and if some porn site offered me to have sex with my partner for that amount I’d jump at the chance. So good on them – I hope that they get that truck and pay off their house. They deserve it.

At least they only have to make a one off video and don’t have to deal with the day-to-day struggle of being a porn star.

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