Pandas Ruling London Streets
Pandas are really fvcking awesome and they recently headed into the streets of London for a pint and a smoke.
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Talking Urinals Deter Pisshead Drivers
When a urinal starts to speak to you, you know you’re wasted and need to get a taxi home. That’s the whole point of these ones, trying to put off drink drivers.
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Kyrgyzstan – Where You Can Kidnap The Girl Of Your Choice
In this barren waste land, if you can’t find a nice girl to be with with, just kidnap one. Apparently no one else here thinks that’s a little bit on the dodgy side?
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Go Compare Kill Gio Compario
Gio Compario is finally gone, forever, we hope.
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The Declaration of Internet Freedom
Remember when Wikipedia was offline for a day last year in protest against the SOPA bill? The Declaration of Internet Freedom is a direct response to bills such as SOPA. Check it out.
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50 Shades Of Shit
Hav U herd about 50 Shadez ov grey? LOL itz wel dirty omg.
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Alan Turing: The Genius Who Was Chemically Castrated
Alan Turing was one of the brainiest heroes of World War II. So how did good ol’ Blighty repay this genius? – chemical castration.
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Electrocuting Your Face Can Be Cool
Sending electric shocks in to any part of you is silly to say the least. But if it looks cool – go for it.
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Paris Hilton: From BJing To DJing
Paris Hilton is taking a shot at DJ’ing and in true Paris Hilton style her first gig was pretty much a disaster.
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Sucking Milk Straight From The Teet
Milk. A basic food stuff. Not as boring as you thought though.
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Killer Cows – The Revenge Of The Burger
These gentle benign beasts of the field are turning on us…. keep your guard up this summer. They’re out for revenge.
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The Gladiatorial Influence On Gaming
It’s fair to say that a large sub-section is indebted…
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5 Out Of The Box Advertising Spaces
Five weird and wonderful places to advertise your business, from girl’s asses to outer space.
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Teacher Tells Student To ‘Suck His Balls’
Some creepy 45 year old teacher from Brooklyn has hit the headlines for, well, being super creepy.
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Pulp Fiction Remix
Pulp Fiction Remix to end all Pulp Fiction Remixes.
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Steve Aoki’s Ridiculous Rider
Does Steve Aoki wipe back to front or front to back? We can’t answer that but we can see what he demands on his rock star rider.
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R.I.P. Microsoft Windows
The video you’re about to watch is (mark my words) the death of Microsoft Windows.
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Meet Wesley Warren Jr – The Man With The 100 Pound Scrotum
Wesley Warren Jr. bashed his leg against his balls while he was sleeping, and now has a 100 pound scrotum. Talk about unlucky.
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GUNK Presents: May The Fourth Be With You At Jolie Rouge Tattoo
What better way to celebrate Star Wars day by getting a bunch of Star Wars tattoos all over your body.
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Cargo Cults – Humans Will Believe Anything
Cargo Cults are some of the newest and strangest religions in the world. Fascinating and worrying all in one mouthful….
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The Sandwich Nazi
Ok so this guy is the funniest, oddest, most perplexing old fucker I ‘ve seen since Cliff Richard made an appearance at the Jubilee concert last week.
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GI Joe Parodies
Some magic computer/joke Lord has taken these clips and turned them in to a big bag of chuckles for all of us in Sick Chirpse land to lap up in to our greedy little giggle lobes.
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Tay Zonday Covers Carly Rae Jepsen’s ‘Call Me Maybe’
The man behind ‘Chocolate Rain’ hits back with an incredible cover song.
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10 Bets That Will Win You Money In The Pub
This one’s for you broz looking to make a bit of cash on the side, or for you broz who have no life.
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R.I.P. Mr Trololol
Eduard Khil sadly passes away, aged 77…to go troll the Gods.
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On The Menu
How does the food you eat reflect on your casino…
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No Escape From The Face
Jack Blankenship – Master of Distraction – introduces us to ‘THE FACE.’
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Your Great Grandfather Would be Ashamed Of Your Angry Birds High Score
In the future, you will strive to create the most amazing images possible, then try your hardest to degrade theses images. The software that achieves this will be worth $1 Billion. It’s called Instagram.
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Scenic Wee – Tips on Ultra Relaxation
How to make a great thing greater using your bladder and appendage.
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Big Cats In Sussex – Look Out
Are there big cats roaming the English countryside? I hope so.
