Masturbate-A-Thon
No it’s not your hungover ritual on a Sunday morning, the Masturbate-a-thon is an actual event that yup, involves a lot of wanking.
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Chill Under The Ocean With Google Underwater Street View
Google Street View has just become more awesome. Now, Google Underwater Maps allows you to dive under the ocean and chill out with the coral, turtles and manta rays. Everyone’s a mermaid now.
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Death Grips’ Website Shut Down By Label
Death Grips release new album, label doesn’t like it and shuts down the band’s website. Band post free links to album, anyway. Not a fvck given.
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PHOTOS: Let’s All Get Wasted At Oktoberfest!
What happens when you host a 16 day beer festival that sells nothing less than 6% strength beer in litre jugs? This…
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Stoptober: A Guide For Partakers And Non-Partakers
As we all welcome the month of October, we discuss ways of surviving the new anti-smoking initiative, Stoptober.
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Saudi Arabia Have Removed Women From Their Latest Ikea Catalogues
The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is well know throughout the world for it’s discrimination against women, but they’ve really hit a nerve with this one.
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Finding Your Dole Mate: Why The Job Centre Is The Hottest New Pick Up Joint
And you thought heading for Match.com was the lowest you could sink? Prepare yourself to meet an unemployed honey or hand out hunk.
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Crazed Hostel Owners And Chronic Snoring In The City Of Naples
An InterRail trip to Italy is dominated by Giovanni, the obsessive-compulsive host, along with a whole array of bizarre hostel guests, not to mention a heavy dose of Neapolitan culture.
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Sexting Gone Majorly Wrong
When you’re feeling horny and alone and want to engage in a little sex talk via the blower, just remember to check who you’re texting.
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Wesker & Sons – A Pop Up Butcher Shop Selling Human Flesh
A pop up shop in Smithfield meat market in London has started selling human flesh.
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Long Live Samuel L Jackson
The natural miracle of Samuel L Jackson’s face has never been understood … until now! He doesn’t age. His face doesn’t change. Sick Chirpse investigates as to whether his facial features have further implications for the search for immortality.
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How To Do A Sick Chirpse On Victoria Pendleton
Batman_LDN is at it again, this week turning his attention to Olympic cyclist Victoria Pendleton.
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Celebs That Should Have Died Before Terry Nutkins
Everyone was saddened by the death of Terry Nutkins a couple of weeks ago, so we take a look at a bunch of celebrities that in an ideal world would have bitten the bullet before him but unfortunately are still around annoying us.
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Farm Helper Caught Having Sex With Donkey
Carlos Romero is caught with his pants down, literally, as he takes being an animal lover to a whole new level. Farm hand, Romero, is caught fvcking a miniature donkey.
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Myspace Is Back!
If you’re old enough to remember, Myspace used to be king of the social networks, that was until Facebook took over the show. Now Myspace is launching a return, but will it be any good?
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Girl Advertises 16th Birthday On Facebook – 5,000 People Turn Up And Start A Riot
When Merthe Weusthuis thought ‘what shall I do for my 16 birthday?’, the plan was probably to crack out the cupcakes and alcopops, not cause a 5,000 strong riot.
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Traffic Light Pong
Don’t you just hate how flat and dull our rat-race lives sometimes feel? Well over in Germany they’re trying to make day-to-day life a little more bearable. Check out what they have done to their traffic lights!
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The Real Life ‘Catch Me If You Can’ – Guy Pretends To Be Pilot And Helps Fly Plane
Andrea Sirlo regularly impersonated pilots and hitched rides in the cockpit of planes all over the world. What a sickhead.
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F.lux Will Help You Fall Asleep If You Use Your Computer At Night
If you’re like me and continuously find yourself on your laptop late into the night, you should check out f.lux, it will help you fall asleep.
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I’m 7 And What Is This?
We were going to post this on our Facebook page but thought better of it as some losers might have take offence and gone and cried to Facebook about it like they did last time.
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Woman Drunk On Lambrini & Hallucinogenics Steals Ferry While Shouting ‘I’m Jack Sparrow’
After a two day bender involving Lambrini and Hallucinogenics, Alison Whelan and her buddy stole a ferry.
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95 Years Old Professional Tennis Player Is Better Than Andy Murray
Artin Elmayan is 95 and is the world’s oldest ranked professional tennis player. He’d smash Andy Murray everywhere.
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Culinary Review: The KFC Nacho Stacker
After a great deal of time allocated to discussing the merits of narcotics, felines and that imbecilic celebrities, it’s was time the Sick Chirpse mob ventured into the unchartered territory of culinary reviews. This week; The Nacho Stacker.
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Everyone Just Needs To Chill Out About The Prophet Muhammed
Why are people getting so worked up about a stupid video and some stupid cartoons? Everyone just needs to hit the bong a bit more and learn to CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
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DJ Mix Competition Winner
It’s been tough, but we’ve picked a winner. Well, we’ve picked two winners.
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Sex Lives Of The Steampunks
Combustion books want to make a steampunk sex book. But they need your money. Or do they?
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Man Pulls Gun On Pregnant Woman Because She’s Smoking
Another reason why it’s completely STUPID to be allowed to own a gun. Retards get them and do stupid things, like point them at pregnant women.
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Jason Barnum Is A Very, Very Bad Man (Who Has His Eyeball Tattooed)
We don’t need to tell you the facts before you figure out Jason Barnum is a very, very bad man. The dude has his eyeball tattooed FFS!
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10 Simple Steps To Snaring A Stoner
Every girl loves a bit of stoner action – thanks to hot celebrities who smoke up like James Franco and Snoop Dogg – but how exactly do you go about bagging yourself one of them?
