Vending Machines In Canada Are Now Selling Crack Pipes
A real gamechanger as far as vending machines go – Canada’s machines are now dispensing crack pipes instead of crisps and chocolates.
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WARNING: Do Not Let This Man Tattoo You. Ever.
Tony Newland is the worst tattoo “artist” ever. Have a look at what he did to this poor girls back. Just awful…
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Is Barack Obama Boning Beyonce? French Media Says They Have Proof
A photographer from “highly reputable†French newspaper Le Figaro claims that President Barack Obama is having an affair with Beyonce.
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VIDEO: Terrifying Wrong Way Crash Kills 5 In Florida (NSFW)
If anyone actually needed another reason to not drink and drive then this is probably it.
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Bitcoin Just Completely Crashed
It had to happen sooner or later, but why now?
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Arsenal Fan In Kenya Stabs Liverpool Fan To Death After Saturday’s Result
Football fan action in Africa once again completely crosses the line.
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Dumb Starbucks Perplexes Los Angeles Residents
Dumb Starbucks has opened up in Los Angeles and is offering its customers free coffee, but nobody can figure out why.
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VIDEO: Shia Labeouf Has Meltdown At Berlin Film Festival
The actor quoted Eric Cantona in a press conference before storming out, then wore a paper bag with the words ‘I’m Not Famous Anymore’ written on it to his movie premier.
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VIDEO: White Supremacists Tried To Take Over The Small Town Of Leith, North Dakota
We’ve talked about Craig Cobb and his attempts to take over the town of Leith before, but now a documentary about the ordeal has been released.
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You Won’t Believe How This Mum Shamed Her Son After His Neknomination
This mum was none too impressed with the result of her son’s neknomination and shared this photo of him on Facebook for the ultimate shame move.
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Lesbian Pop Duo t.A.T.u. Performed At The Sochi Olympics — Wait, What?
Would love to hear Putin explain why he booked a lesbian pop duo for the opening ceremony of the Winter Games.
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Top 6 Weirdest News Of The Week – #1 Is Outrageous
This week’s world of weird news brings you a two nosed dog, a really fat cat, a taser attack, a weird statue and a man with a tail.
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First Winter Games Cock-Up: They Forgot One Of The Rings On The Olympics Logo
The Winter Games have just begun and we’re already cataloguing the errors.
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VIDEO: British Military Dog Held Hostage By Taliban
Ready to get positively furious? Because I don’t think I’ve been so enraged in all my life.
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Dad-To-Be Stabs Himself To Death To Stop Effects Of N-Bomb Drug
Man from Manchester throws himself at a window and stabs himself repeatedly in the neck after taking hallucinogen 25I-NBOMe.
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Museum in Chicago Create Adverts You Are Meant To Vandalise
A museum in Chicago has created adverts you can scratch away like giant scratch yards – pretty awesome.
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‘Rake Ali’ Set To Be New Face Of JD Sports After Trolls Hijack Online Campaign
This guy is about to win JD’s competition to become the new face of their company for 2014.
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Tom Sizemore Admits He Made Up Liz Hurley/Bill Clinton Affair
The coolest story of the year has unfortunately been shot down after only 24 hours. Lame.
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Finally! Camel Milk Available In The UK
How would you like to try a Camelatte or a Camelccino? No? What if I told you it has a world of health benefits? No, I thought not…
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Colombian Politician Wants To Ban Shakira And Rihanna’s New Video Because It’s Going To Turn Kids Into Lesbians
Colombian politican Marco Fidel Ramirez is calling for Colombia to banish the Shakira and Rihanna song “Can’t Remember To Forget You†from the country because it “promotes lesbianismâ€.
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Policeman Arrests Fireman At Scene Of Car Accident For Not Parking Fire Engine Correctly
While two people were trapped in an upturned car, this policeman saw fit to arrest a fireman for parking his fire engine in the middle of traffic.
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VIDEO: Toronto’s Crackhead Mayor Rob Ford Gets A Facebook LookBack
Rob Ford has a pretty unique life so it makes sense that his Facebook LookBack would be a lot better than the crappy one you posted on your wall today.
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Selena Gomez Goes To Rehab For Justin Bieber Addiction
In probably the least surprising news we’ve ever posted, Justin Bieber’s ex girlfriend Selena Gomez has just completed 2 weeks of rehab to help her get over her Bieber addiction.
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Denver Residents Turn To Porn To Aid Suffering After SuperBowl Defeat
How does any man deal with crushing defeat? By watching porn of course.
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Journalists Arriving At Sochi Live Tweet Their Crap Hotel Rooms
No one expects Sochi to be ready in time (except Putin) but journalists have been Tweet-winging (Twinging?) the states of their hotel rooms. Pretty funny stuff.
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Bill Clinton Had Sex With Liz Hurley In The White House As Wife Hillary Slept Next Door
Elizabeth Hurley allegedly had a year long affair with that Bill Clinton while he was President, after he flew her to Washington for sex.
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Woman Jailed For Trolling Herself On Facebook
This is the most unusual case of trolling we’ve ever come across.
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It’s Official: DMX Vs George Zimmerman Celebrity Boxing Match Is Happening
In what promises to be one of the greatest reality TV events of all time, DMX is will be facing off against George Zimmerman in the boxing ring.
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Flea Admits That Red Hot Chili Peppers Did Not Play Live At The SuperBowl
He’s also produced a thoughtful and heartfelt letter detailing their thoughts behind making this decision – check it out here.
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Man Refused Passport After Changing His Name To ‘King of Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite’
The most tattooed man in Britain has been denied a passport for a reason that is either really stupid or breaching his human rights, depending how you look at it.
