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Denver Residents Turn To Porn To Aid Suffering After SuperBowl Defeat

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How does any man deal with crushing defeat? By watching porn of course.

As has been discussed on this site a few times, Sunday night saw the Denver Broncos get their asses absolutely kicked by the Seattle Seahawks in one of the most one sided SuperBowls in history. So how did Denver residents choose to deal with the massive disappointment of losing the biggest game of their season so decisively?

Well, they did what any of of us might do – turned to porn and effectively became the biggest wankers in America. On Tuesday, PornHub – the world’s most popular porn site – reported that there was a 70% swing in porn use in Denver during and after the SuperBowl.

Before the game, Denver porn use was 51% the national average, but following the game it was up to 10.8%. Conversely to this, figures in Seattle were down 17.1% below the national average after the game, probably because everyone in Seattle was partying and drinking rather sitting at home crywanking like the schmucks in Denver.

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