Eric Cantona Arrested For Assault In London
It would appear that Le God still has his famed temper.
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Nicklas Bendtner Gets Wasted And Brawls Naked With Taxi Driver In Denmark
How to deal with not being in Arsenal’s Champion’s League squad: get wasted and embarrass yourself.
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Porn Star Sasha Grey ‘100%’ Sure She’s In True Detective Title Sequence
Sasha Grey is convinced that the girl with the crucifix in the True Detective intro is her, even though she didn’t even know about it until someone showed her a picture.
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New Found Glory Guitarist Kicked Out Of The Band For Being A Paedophile
Nobody really batted an eyelid when NFG parted ways with guitarist Steve Klein in December, but they might now.
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Death Row Prisoner Released After 30 Years Behind Bars
Glen Ford spent his first day as a free man in 30 years today. Wrongly accused of a murder, he must be more than a little bit chuffed to be a free man at last.
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Woman Marries Dog In Croatia
Apparently, Sheba was everything that 47 year old Amanda Rodgers looked for in a life partner.
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Man Claiming To Be Tupac Goes Berserk With Hammer, Smashes Up Police Station
A 31-year-old man claiming to be Tupac Shakur was arrested this morning in Philadelphia after he used a hammer to smash the windows of police cars parked outside a police station.
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Girl Trolls Boy She Gave Her Number To With One Direction Photos
This sure is one way to sort out your mistakes from the night before.
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That Viral Video Of Strangers Kissing Was Fake
Guess what? That viral video of people kissing we featured yesterday wasn’t real and everyone in was an actor – it’s being used to sell clothes.
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Why Are These Women Trying To Ban The Word ‘Bossy’?
There’s a massive feminist movement going on where they’re trying to ban the word ‘bossy’ from the English language – just what in the hell is going on exactly?
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Huge Explosion Causes Building To Collapse In Harlem, New York – Quick Facts
Things don’t look particularly good over in Harlem, New York right now. Here’s what’s going down.
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Floyd Mayweather Kidnaps And Beats Up Two Employees For Stealing From Him, Faces Attempted Murder Charges
Floyd Mayweather organised a vicious beatdown on two of his employees who he suspected of stealing his jewellery… only it turns out they didn’t, and it’s all been one huge mix up. Whoops.
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Inside North Korea: Unbelievable Excerpts From UN Report #6
This section covers political prisoners and gives a tiny glimpse of the horror. It’s also worth remembering that this is happening now, as you read this.
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911 Call From Family Being Held Hostage By Cat In Their Home
Police had to be called in to subdue this house cat that trapped its owners inside their bedroom and held them hostage after attacking their baby.
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Flight MH370: The Inevitable Conspiracy Theories
The missing flight MH370 has unsurprisingly thrown out a fair few conspiracy theories since it’s disappearance. Which one seems most legit to you?
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Argos Completely Nail Customer Service With Tweet To ‘Badman’ Manc
Argos teach everyone how to use social media when dealing with a rude boy from Manchester.
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David Cameron Mocked For Paying For Facebook Friends
His social media team really is the worst ever.
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Kim Jong-Un Wins First North Korean Election By 100% Margin – Wait, What?
For Kim, it’s the first time an election has been held since he inherited power after the death of his father, the equally screwed up Kim Jong Il, in 2011.
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Italian Man Hires Prostitute; Turns Out To Be Son’s Girlfriend
Talk about awkward.
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New Touch Screen Pizza Hut Table Lets You Design Your Own Pizza
Pizza Hut is considering installing these interactive touchscreen tables in its restaurants that will allow customers to customise and visualise their pizza before ordering.
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VIDEO: Performance Artists Living In Hamster Wheel For A Week
What is the point of all this exactly? Perhaps someone can explain it to us.
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LIVR App – New App Only Lets You Use Your Phone If You’re Trashed
This sounds like it might be fun in principle, but is actually completely lame.
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Bill Murray Teaches You How To Consume Massive Amounts Of Champagne Without Getting Too Drunk
Bill Murray – the most interesting man on the planet – has some great advice for how to enjoy champagne all night long without getting too drunk/sleepy.
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Twins Who Share Boyfriend Undergo $200k Plastic Surgery To Look Identical
Twin sisters Anna and Lucy DeCinque from Australia share a job, Facebook account, bed and boyfriend. They’ve now spent $200k on making themselves look even more identical.
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Graphic Designer Creates Vladimir Putin Butt Plug
How pissed is Putin going to be about this? Extremely pissed. Check out the latest must have novelty item for all LGBT people.
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Is This The Dumbest Tweet Of All Time?
Try and find a Tweet more ridiculous than this one in the whole of Twitter’s history – you can’t.
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VIDEO: High School Students Find Way To Secretly Smoke Weed In Class
If only it was this easy when I was a kid.
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Top 5 Weirdest News Of The Week #1 Is Disturbing
This week’s session includes an unhealthy portion of bestiality, a gut load of goat’s milk and kids getting fag breaks at school. Action packed all the way.
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Insane New App Allows You To Read Novels In 90 Minutes
Is this the future of the written world? Try it out yourself and let us know what you think.
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Today’s Top 4 Crap Celebrity News Items #3
Today’s gaggle of non-news is as in-depth and probing as ever. We don’t just cover hair, but also clothes and shopping. Really riveting stuff. Thanks Daily Mail.
