French Letters Of Longest Living Titanic Survivor Rose Amelie Finally Translated
The letters detail just what it was like on the Titanic and to be saved from its sinking.
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Seven Men Crash Through Club Toilet After Floor Gives Way
This would definitely make it a night to remember in your favourite shit nightclub.
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Jury At Max Clifford Trial Sent Out For Laughing At His 2.5 Inch Penis
The jury in the trial of Max Clifford had to be sent out after bursting into laughter this afternoon as an alleged victim gave evidence in relation to the celebrity PR man’s penis size.
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The NFL Is Suing M.I.A. For $16.6 Million For Putting Up Her Middle Finger
In what must be one of the most ridiculous lawsuits of all time, the NFL is trying to sue M.I.A. for $16.6 million for extending her middle finger back in 2012.
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Girl Sets Boyfriend’s Car On Fire Because He Didn’t Buy Her A McFlurry
Bet he wishes he bought her that McFlurry now – he’s got to have known that she was mental enough to do this.
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Nick Cummins: Is This The Most Australian Bloke Ever?
Nick Cummins AKA the Honey Badger is a wizard on the wing. He’s also a full time, non-stop loon. Here’s a couple of interviews with the most Aussie Aussie ever.
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Watch The Moment Scientist Andrei Linde Learned His Life’s Work Had Been Vindicated
This is what it looks like to have dedicated your entire adult life to something and to find out your theory was correct all along. Beautiful.
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Is This The Best Facebook Exchange Ever?
Some idiot got the Illuminati confused with a dance night called Illuminate and got completely and utterly told.
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VIDEO: Noel Edmonds Claims He Is Going To Buy The BBC On Newsnight
Apparently he’s the head of a group of investors who are aiming to buy the BBC in order to save it from itself.
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3200 Year Old Tree Is So Massive It’s Never Been Captured In A Single Image. Until Now.
The ‘President Tree’ is located in the Giant Forest of Sequoia Nationl Park in Visalia, California. It stands at 247 feet tall, measures 45,000 cubit feet in volume and is an estimated 3,200 years old.
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England Manager Roy Hodgson Employs Psychologist To Work With The England World Cup Team
Roy Hodgson plans on bringing on board a psychologist to held end the 58 years of pain that only a group of men kicking a ball about for a trophy can inflict on a passionate nation.
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Courtney Love Claims To Have Found The Missing Flight MH370
Why didn’t anyone think to ask her how to find it before now?
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Two Women Get In Car Crash, Stung By 600 Bees
Two drivers in a car crash unfortunately managed to disturb a nearby bee hive, resulting in them both getting stung into oblivion.
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Kane From WWE Is Now Selling Life Insurance
The monstrous Kane from WWE has started a new insurance company called The Jacobs Agency. He’s selling all types of insurance but the burning question is – would you trust him?
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Man Dressed As Rambo Brings Guns To Bar, Gets Destroyed By Russians
An armed and dangerous wannabe Rambo was brought crashing down to reality when he challenged two Russian bar patrons to a fight.
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Keira Knightley Reveals Love For Gary Neville
Does this make Keira Knightley completely cool or a bit of a weirdo?
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VIDEO: Girl Injured In SXSW Drunk Driving Incident Has Favourite Band Perform In Her Hospital Room
A nice note to end the turbulence of the music leg of this year’s SXSW festival.
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Tyler, The Creator Arrested At SXSW For Inciting A Riot; But It’s A Lot More Than That
On Saturday, Tyler, The Creator was stopped at the airport and arrested for inciting a riot during one of his performances for Converse at the SXSW festival on Thursday.
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Fast Food Workers List The Foods That You Should Never Order
The truth may actually shock and appall you.
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VIDEO: Estate Agents Caught In The Act Having Sex In Client’s House
You could have at least got a room guys.
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Woman Joins Search Party Looking For Her In Iceland
Well that was a waste of time.
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Bank Robber Caught After Posting Selfies With Gun On Facebook
Was it really worth those few Facebook likes?
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Top 5 Weirdest News Of The Week #1 Is Epic
As ever the world has been weird this week. Among other marvels we’ve got a Tesco based teaspoon terror and a two headed tot.
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Seth Rogen Confesses List Of Celebs He’s Gotten High With
Rogen coughs up the A-list stars he has had the privilege of smoking weed with.
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Drunk Driver Smashes His Car Through A Crowd Of People At SXSW, Kills 2
Some drunken idiot speeding away from police crashed into a group of festival goers at SXSW yesterday morning, killing 2.
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Lady Gaga’s Charity Foundation Only Donated $5000 Out Of $2.1 Million To Charity
It turns out that Lady Gaga’s non-profit Born This Way foundation claimed $2.1 million in net assets in 2012, but only a measly $5k of it went to charity. Here’s what they spent the rest on.
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Iranian Lawmaker Says America Kidnapped Flight 370 To Sabotage Iran/China Relations
Iranian lawmaker Hossein Naghavi Hosseini says the US “kidnapped†the airliner as part of a conspiracy to “sabotage the relationship between Iran and China and Southeast Asiaâ€. Is he onto something here?
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Science Proves That The 5 Second Rule Is Completely True
We’re all familiar with the 5 second rule: if a piece of food falls on the floor and you retrieve it within 5 seconds, it’s 100% safe to eat. Turns out it’s completely true, according to recent scientific research.
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Today’s Top 4 Crap Celebrity News Items #4
Here’s your weekly dirge of non-news courtesy of the Daily Mail. Word of warning: there’s a lot of pretty high brow stuff in here so be prepared.
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New Found Glory Guitarist Might Not Actually Be A Paedophile
Steve Klein’s lawyer has issued a statement about the case and all might not quite be as it seems.
