Wu Tang Clan Will Only Sell A Single Copy Of Their New Album
Genius move here by the Wu Tang Clan – they will only be producing and selling one physical copy of upcoming double disc album Once Upon A Time in Shaolin.
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Guy With Three Testicles Does Reddit AMA
Following in the foot steps of DoubleDickDude and the guy with no butt hole is Reddit user GardenofGandalf, an 18-year-old who boasts three nut sacks.
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Ebola Virus Outbreak: What You Need To Know
There has been an outbreak of ebola in Guinea and there are fears that this could lead to a worldwide contagion. Here are the facts about what’s going down.
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The Simpsons Finally Get Their Own Minifigure Collection
After years of waiting, The Simpsons and LEGO have finally joined forces to release a minifigure selection.
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Guy Named Christopher Reeves Busted For Possession Of Meth While Wearing Superman T Shirt
There’s no way this guy just happened to get busted with 52 grams of meth on the day he was wearing his Superman t-shirt is there? That’s just too perfect.
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North Korean Men Now Required To Get Kim Jong-un’s Haircut
The DPRK has announced today that ALL men should have the same haircut as Kim Jon-un. Mental. Here’s a short history of the country’s hair fascism…
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PHOTOS: Charla Nash Had Her Eyes, Nose, Lips, Jaw & Limbs Torn Off By Chimpanzee On Xanax (NSFL)
These are some of the most horrific injuries I have ever seen. If you don’t want to throw up, don’t look at them.
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Kanye West Is Giving Kim Kardashian 10 Burger Kings As Her Wedding Present
Kanye West has big plans for his wife-to-be, and that includes turning her into an international businesswoman running a massive chain of Burger Kings.
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PHOTOS: Washington Mudslide – 14 Killed, 176 Unaccounted For
A massive mudslide hit Washington state this weekend. Here’s some pictures of the devastation it wreaked in the area. Scary stuff.
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Richard Branson Kite Surfing With A Naked Girl On His Back
Just another day in the kingdom for Richard Branson. Reminding everyone why this is his world and we’re all just living in it.
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German Porn Star Kicked Out Of National Democratic Party After Doing Scene With A Black Dude
A porn star who was the face of a German far-right/Nazi party has been fired because she had sex with a black guy in her latest porn shoot.
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Was Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Gay?
Reports are surfacing that he confessed to his family that he was a homosexual on his deathbed.
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Lionel Messi Trolled Pepe During El Classico
If you watched El Classico you might have noticed Pepe and Lionel Messi having a conversation with their hands over their mouths. Here’s what they said.
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New Zealand Researchers Claim MDMA Could Be A Cure For Tinnitus
This research is backed by a university so there is some legitimacy to it, as ridiculous as it may sound.
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529 Egyptians Sentenced To Death This Week — What’s The Beef In Egypt?
Egypt sentenced hundreds of people to death this week. Here’s what went down and a bit of background into their recent troubles.
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This Man Has Fathered 98 Kids And He’s Not Finished Yet
German Ed Houben considers himself something of a sperm donor, except instead of donating sperm to the sperm bank he knocks women up the “traditional wayâ€.
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5 Mass Animal Deaths From March 2014
Animals live, animals die, that’s the nature of the beast. But when they start dying in droves people pay attention. Here’s 5 mass animal deaths from this month.
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Online Dating User Tricked Out Of $70k, Sues OkCupid
Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
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First Lady Of Uganda States Humans Can’t Be Gay Because Cows Aren’t Gay
I guess this isn’t really that surprising when your husband has just outlawed homosexuality and made it punishable by life imprisonment.
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Man Electrocuted To Death After Trying To Take Selfie On Top Of Train
Was it worth it? Probably not.
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Top 5 Weirdest News Of The Week #1 Is Frankly Miraculous
This week brings us the world’s most expensive dog, Vaseline injections, a miracle child and an unwanted surprise in a bag of crisps.
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PHOTOS: Thousand Of Fish Poisoned In Indonesia
Thousands of fish corpses appeared earlier this week at a scenic Indonesian lake. A sign of the end times? Zombies? Aliens? Nah…
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Transgender Serial Killer Blames Murders On Her Old Identity
A 62 year old transgender woman from Washington State accused of being a serial killer is blaming the 1990 murders of three prostitutes on her old identity – Douglas Perry.
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David Moyes Rejected For Job At Tesco
Can it get any worse for David Moyes?
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This Is The Best ‘No Make-Up’ Selfie On Facebook
People have been uploading their ‘no make-up’ selfies onto Facebook for a couple of days now. This contribution has to be the best of the bunch.
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Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Is Dead
Fred Phelps, the father of the Westboro Baptist church who was famous for his campaign against America’s acceptance of homosexuality, has died at 84. Yay?
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Missing Malaysian Flight Wreckage Possibly Found Near Australia
Floating objects found in the Indian ocean may belong to Flight MH370. Here’s the latest.
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VIDEO: China Bombs The Crap Out Of The Yellow River
This week China has let loose a butt load of bombs on the Yellow River to teach it a lesson and prevent it from flooding Mongolia.
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Man Gains Revenge On eBay Crook By Texting Him Complete Works Of Shakespeare
Everyone has been screwed over by someone on eBay, but this guy has devised one of the most ingenious ways to get back at them so far.
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Today’s Top 4 Crap Celebrity News Items #5
This week there’s no change from normal on the Daily Mail site. It’s non-news guff from top to bottom. Have a quick puke on the rot they’re peddling today.
