A £250,000 burger sounds like it’s gonna be the creme de la creme of burger meat in the world right? It’s a bummer when you find out it only cost that much because it’s a glorified science project though.
A £250,000 Burger Is Being Eaten In London Next Week Read More »
In a kill-joy move from The Co-operative group, Lad’s Mags in the UK have been ordered to cover up their front covers with “modesty bags†in order to “protect the childrenâ€.
Why Covering Up Lad’s Mags Will Ruin A Boy’s Childhood Read More »
A town in Norway has solved their five-month darkness problem – creating artificial sunlight out of three giant mirrors.
Valley Town In Norway Using Artificial Sun To Light Up 5-Month Night Read More »
Morsi? Mubarak? Military coup?! Get clued up about Egypt and the revolution in this simple guide.
The Sick Chirpse Guide To The Egyptian Revolution Read More »
What a rock star – Justin Bieber has been dropping phlegm-bombs onto his fans.
Justin Bieber Spits On Fans From Balcony Read More »
American Football is well known for being a macho bloodbath of egotistical mayhem. Therefore, it should come as no surprise to anybody that American Football players can act like a bunch of wild fucking animals on the pitch. After all, the sport involves a hell of a lot of tackling and battering your fellow man,
American Football Player Arrested After Barking At Police Dog Read More »
Florida is known for it’s glorious weather and amazing attractions but what are the locals like?
Florida – The Dark Side to the Sunshine State Read More »
German police have seized a car with a strange feature, a pool. Possibly the most interesting way to keep cool in the summer we’ve seen so far.
German Police Seize A Car With A Strange Feature: A Built In Pool Read More »
More people are travelling abroad than before and with tourism comes scams, here’s five you need to watch out for on holiday.
The Chinese have a new weapon in crime-fighting – police geese.
China Deploying Geese Police To Fight Crime Read More »
CCTV footage of the Spanish rail disaster
CCTV Footage of the Spanish Rail Disaster Read More »
A Canadian man drinks eight beers and swims to another country and back, just to win a bet and prove his friends wrong. God bless alcohol!
Canadian Man Apologises For Downing Eight Beers And Swimming To Detroit Read More »
As if you’ve recovered from the first one. Fight Club creator Chuck Palahniuk floors the San Diego Comic-Con by announcing a Fight Club sequel.
Fight Club Sequel Is Coming Out Fighting Read More »
I thought everyone over the age of 11 knew Kurt Cobain was dead but apparently not, as one cheerleader is requesting a video endorsement from them for her homecoming campaign.
Dumb Cheerleader Sends Letter Requesting Nirvana Video Endorsement Read More »
A lot of people really, really hate mayonnaise and don’t want it anywhere near their food and I don’t really get it because I really like it. A mayonnaise enema is completely disgusting though.
The Grossest Use Of Mayonnaise In History Read More »
A woman contemplated suicide from her high-rise apartment outside Comic Con, and people at the convention thought the whole thing was a stunt.
Woman Attempts Suicide at Comic Con; Fans Think It’s A Kick Ass 2 Stunt Read More »
This town crier smashed the royal baby announcement. Let’s get one for Sick Chirpse.
We Need A Town Crier Like Prince William & Kate Read More »
Dennis Farina – who you might recognise as Cousin Avi from Snatch – has died.
Dennis Farina Is Dead Read More »
It’s really funny when multinational companies employ people who have no idea how to use technology to run their social media feeds because then awesome stuff like this happens.
Chipotle Employee Completely Screwed Up Their Twitter Feed Read More »
A company in Japan has starting painting adverts on women’s legs to sell their products to perverts. Even Green Day have got in on the act.
A Company In Japan Turns Women Into Walking Billboards Read More »
Not content with running from angry bulls in the street, the Spanish are now trying to drink themselves to death.
Spanish Man Dies After Drinking Competition Read More »
The owner of a café in Indonesia is in serious need of a history lesson.
Nazi-Themed Café In Indonesia Read More »
The Satanic Temple has performed a ‘Pink Mass’ over the grave of WBC founder Fred Phelps’ mum’s grave, and turned her spirit gay. Is this the greatest troll ever?
Satanists Have Turned Westboro Baptist Church Founder’s Mum Gay Read More »
Everyone loves N. Korea’s nuclear antics – so you’ll be happy to hear they’ve tried to smuggle nuclear weapons in – by hiding them under sugar.
North Korea Has Become The Kwik Fit Of Nuclear Weapons Read More »
People with physical disabilities compete in MMA all the time. What about people with cognitive disabilities?
Should Disabled Fighters Be Allowed To Compete In MMA? Read More »
A 4-year-old got a free weed pipe packed full of hash and weed with his kid’s meal from Burger King.
4-Year-Old Finds Packed Weed Pipe In Burger King Kid’s Meal Read More »
Everyone’s favourite controversial comedian, Frankie Boyle, goes on hunger strike in support of the last-remaining British detainee in Guantanamo Bay.
Frankie Boyle Goes On Hunger Strike Read More »
Another week, another Kanye assault on the paps.
Kanye West Goes Off At Paparazzi Again Read More »
A female runner in Albuquerque, New Mexico has been caught on camera repeatedly having a poo in one man’s yard.
Albuquerque Terrorised By Serial Shitter Read More »
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