Man Invites Daughter’s Rapist Over For Dinner; Then Tortures Him To Death
The police believe that it was a calculated murder plot that the man had been dreaming up in the two months since his daughter was abused.
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War Machine Wrote A Spooky Halloween Poem About His Suicide Attempt
War Machine admits he’s losing the plot in prison.
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Swedish Twin Sisters Aim To Be ‘Identical, Artificial Dolls’
They have the same diet, workout routine, fake boobs and huge lips.
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Tesco Cash Machine Accidentally Offers Free Erections
Somebody’s getting fired.
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French Town Bans Clowns After Random Attacks
Clown outfits are pretty creepy, but why ban them? Random iron bar beatings, that’s why.
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Tesla Boss Elon Musk Likens Artificial Intelligence To Summoning Demons
If Elon Musk is crapping his pants about artificial intelligence maybe we should take note?
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Oscar Pistorius Was Direct Messaging Katie Price On Twitter During His Murder Trial
Was the Blade Runner trying to chirpse Jordan throughout his murder trial?
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Teen Trying To Impress His Girlfriend With A Firework Almost Blows His Entire Hand Off (NSFW)
Luckily he’s a lefty, meaning the he’ll still be able to carry out the essentials.
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Man Steals Double Decker Bus And Takes It For Joyride Around London
See man driving a double decker whip.
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Check Out The Extreme Difference Between The Media Coverage Of Ebola In The USA And The UK
Can you guess which one is the most sensational?
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Area 51 Researcher Reveals Deathbed Confession About The US Government Working With Aliens
Could this ageing Area 51 researching be speaking the truth? If so, woah…
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Terrorists Threaten To Spread Ebola In Czech Republic If A Multi-Million Euro Ransom Isn’t Paid
Is this the real live ‘Borne Ebola’?
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The Autoblow 2 Is Finally Available
Are you ready for a life of unlimited blow jobs?
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Ukrainian ‘Internet’ Party Puts Darth Vader Forward For Election
Darth has been marauding around with his Star War buddies, taking selfies with teenagers and making children cry.
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Photo Emerges Of Beheaded Kurdish Soldier Named Rehana Who Killed More Than 100 ISIS Terrorists
Task Force Black can’t do their jobs soon enough.
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Woman Attempts Suicide By Ramming Pencils Into Her Eyes; Is Now Suing Over This Leaked Photo From A&E
This has to be one of the worst ways to try and end your life. (NSFW)
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Woman Alerts Police Her Boyfriend Has Battered Her By Dialing 911 And Pretending To Order A Pizza
This is the moment a 911 operator realised the woman on the other end of the line hadn’t dialled the wrong number, she was in serious trouble.
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Man Finds Huge Moth Chilling In His Ear
Yet more bugs using our bodies as homes.
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Glamour Model Spends £30,000 On Cosmetic Surgery In A Bid To Become The Next Jodie Marsh
The big question is why would anyone want to be the next Jodie Marsh anyway?
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Introducing KickOn – Tinder For After Parties Has Arrived
For when you really need somewhere to go at 5 am in the morning.
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An Army Of Low Wage Workers Keep Child Porn And Torture Off Your Facebook Feed
You’ve probably never seen any of that kind of stuff on your feed. This is why.
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You Won’t Believe What’s Going On With This Tuna’s Head
A tuna with a massive spike sticking out of its head? A real life tunicorn? Are you sure? Yup, take a look…
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Microsoft Set To Breakdown Language Barriers By Releasing “Universal Translator” App For Skype
This new technology literally translates your spoken word in near real-time and transmits it to your partner on the other side of the call.
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Nottingham Uni Student Jailed For 9 Months For Slapping A Girl In The Face With His Penis
When someone falls asleep during a house party, how far is too far?
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Guy Fakes Coma For Two Years So He Doesn’t Have To Go To Court
Now he’s about to go back to court to get double fucked.
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Mother Of Bullied Child Advertising For ‘Cool Black Kids’ To Hang Out With Her Kid
Most genius mum ever?
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Chinese Woman Spends A Whole Week Eating Chicken In KFC After Being Dumped
Comfort eating to the power one million.
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ISIS Have A New 17 Year Old Spokesman From Australia
They keep on getting younger.
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We Headed To Ferguson To Investigate The Global Spotlight On American State Violence
The results were both shocking and unexpected. Large protests, media bias, and possible police cover ups.
