Someone’s Sued Red Bull Because It Didn’t Give Them Wings
BREAKING NEWS: Red Bull doesn’t give you wings.
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Drug Crazed ISIS Savages Rape, Slaughter And Behead Children In Kobane
Hope you’re prepared for one hell of a grim story.
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UKIP Supporter Gets Ripped Apart On Live Radio Show
Man got told.
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Chimpanzees Could Be Granted Human Rights This Week In Landmark Court Ruling
Is the Planet of the Apes about to become a reality?
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Two Pregnant Teens Who Joined ISIS Really Want To Go Home Now
Teenagers these days…
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North Korea Slam USA For Human Rights Abuses In Ferguson – And They Couldn’t Be More Right
Sorry USA, but North Korea really do have a point here.
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Man Killed By 800,000 Bees Hiding In His Attic
They were hiding there for ten years.
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Guy Writes Greatest Complaint Letter Ever For Having To Sit Next To Obese Passenger
This guy articulates everyone’s worst nightmare perfectly.
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North Korea And South Korea Have Just Started Shooting Each Other Across The Border
We’re one button press away from total destruction.
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Customer Tries To Leave Bad Restaurant Review Online; Restaurant Issues This Perfect Response
Now this is how you reply to a bad review.
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Man Discovers Wife’s Hen Night Dwarf Stripper Affair After His Child Is Born With Dwarfism
Imagine, just imagine this happened to you.
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Experts Think ISIS Terrorists Are Going To Turn Themselves Into Ebola Suicide Bombs
Full marks for creativity.
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Ugandan Man Says Uganda Is Losing The Fight Against AIDS Because Condoms Are Too Small
“Some youth are complaining that the condoms they are being given, some of them are too short, their organs can’t fit in them.”
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Atomic Wedgie: Man Kills His Stepfather With Brutal Wedgie
Officially the most humiliating way you can die – death by wedgie.
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Woman Gang-Raped After Meeting Man From Tinder
Absolutely horrific – be careful out there.
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Roy Keane Reveals Excellent Story Of Why He Never Signed Robbie Savage
Undoubtedly one of the best reasons ever.
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The Most Powerful Storm On Earth This Year Is Heading For Japan
Things are about to get really, really bad.
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TV Station Tweets Out Link To PornHub Instead Of Weather
Somebody’s getting fired.
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Ebola Virus Spreads to Europe
Oh crap.
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Man Selling His 3 Bedroom House For An iPhone 6
Would you swap your iPhone 6 for this 3-bedroom house?
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Couple’s Hot Air Balloon Proposal Ends Abruptly When It Crashes Into The Ocean
That definitely wasn’t meant to happen.
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The Many Faces Of Dan Bilzerian
Everything you’v ever wanted to know about the main man.
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Doctors Drain Two Pints Of Blood From Man’s Penis After He Suffers 17-Hour Boner
When the cure is worse than the disease.
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There’s Now A Pill To Help You Stop Drinking And Keep Cravings From Coming Back
It only costs about £2.50 and could be the answer to all your problems.
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Nottingham Man Kills Friend While On Stag Do Because He Poked His Girlfriend On Facebook
People still poke each other?
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Hacker Releases Fourth Set Of Fappening Photos; Kelly Brook, Winona Ryder & First Male Victim
More Fappening photos leaked (NSFW).
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Scientists Have Found A Crystal That Can Let You Breathe Underwater
Say goodbye to your scuba gear.
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Latest Research Has Found That Cats Hate Being Stroked
Your cat hates you really.
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Google Employees Launch Search Engine For Porn
Google. For porn.
