Paedos Are Wearing Clown Costumes While Trying To Lure Kids Into The Woods
This is getting even creepier.
-
-
A Bunch Of Gak Worth €50 Million Has Been Discovered At Coca Cola Plant
Wrong kind of coke dude.
-
Kim Jong-un Executes Vice Premier With Anti-Aircraft Gun For ‘Sitting In Disrespectful Position’
What a brutal way to go.
-
Man Tries To ‘Destroy The Internet’ To Stop Embarrassing Videos Of Himself Going Online
That’s one way of dealing with it.
-
A Croydon Midwife Came Out With These Inappropriate And Offensive Statements During A Child’s Birth
Probably not the words of encouragement you really want to be hearing.
-
-
-
American University Blinded Beagle Puppies With Acid Then Murdered Them
Give this entire school the death penalty.
-
-
Coventry Is The Number One Destination For Single People Looking For Love In The UK
If I was desperate for love there’s no way I would end up in fucking Coventry.
-
PETA Just Barbecued A Dog In Trafalgar Square
Well that’s out of character.
-
-
-
Oliver Stone Claims He Knows Who Really Killed John F. Kennedy
“Claims” being the key word here.
-
-
A Teenage Boy Has Died After Getting A Love Bite From His Girlfriend
She must’ve been sucking hard.
-
Teenage Fugitive Contacts Media Asking Them To Use A More Flattering ‘Wanted’ Photo
That’s not my good side.
-
-
Richard Branson Was Nearly Killed After Horrific Bike Crash
That was close.
-
-
Super Horny Music Fans Are Heading To Reading And Leeds Festivals For Dogging Marathons
“Hey babe. Wanna go dogging?”
-
-
This Woman Stabbed Her Husband With A Pair Of Scissors Because He Drank Her Beer
What’s mine definitely isn’t yours baby.
-
Suffer From Premature Ejaculation? This Will Save You
Tag a friend who needs this.
-
-
Japanese Father Kills His 12-Year-Old Son For Not Studying Hard Enough
High intensity learning.
-
Scientists Have Just Discovered A ‘Second Earth’ That’s Perfectly Set Up For Humans To Inhabit
This could be our future home.
-
-
This Woman Quite Literally Cut Off Her Limbs For An Insurance Payout
Absolutely desperate.
-
Angler Casts His Hook And Ends Up Catching The Tip Of A Nudist’s Dick
‘Do not pull. DO NOT PULL!’
