Top Doctor Warns That Putin And Trump Poisoned Hilary Clinton
Sounds like something out of House Of Cards.
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Here’s What Conor McGregor Had To Say About CM Punk’s UFC Debut
He didn’t mince his words.
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This Sick African Dictator Eats His Enemies’ Testicles And Brains To Boost His Sexual Prowess
Don’t let that smile fool you.
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This Guy Was Shot Dead While Testing A Bulletproof Vest
Surely there are other ways to test that?
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A Queen’s Guard Just Got Caught Taking A Suspicious Looking Substance At St James’ Palace
I think we all know what that is.
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Jeremy Corbyn Blasted By Twitter Warriors For ‘Distasteful’ 9/11 Tweet
Was it really that distasteful?
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Handwritten Notes Reveal George Bush’s First Words After 9/11
Strong statements.
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Kim Jong-Un Bans Sarcasm Throughout North Korea
Someone give this guy a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Air China Published The Most Unbelievably Racist Travel Tip About London
Racism doesn’t get much more casual than this.
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China Warns North Korea To Stop Dicking About With Nuclear Weapons
North Korea only has one friend left, and even they’re getting really sick of Kim Jong Un’s shit…
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Dude Writes ‘Why I’ll Never Date A Feminist’ Article; Gets Torn To Shreds On Social Media
“You look like a sentient jar of mayonnaise.”
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Donald Trump Perfectly Articulates His Plan For Dealing With ISIS
Not really, it literally makes no sense whatsoever.
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Everyone In Britain Could Receive £300 Thanks To This Landmark MasterCard Court Case
All you have to do is ask.
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Woman In America Makes Guns A Fashion Statement
One woman is determined to look good while she’s hiding a lethal weapon.
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Topless Protestors Are Coming After Kanye West For Being ‘Multiracial Only’ (NSFW)
Kanye pissing people off? Never.
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This Dude Robbed A Bank Because He Would Rather Be In Jail Than Live With His Wife
We’ve all been there buddy.
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This New Hi-Tech Urinal Washes And Dries Your Penis After You Urinate
The royal penis is clean, your Highness.
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Sex Robots Are Going To Be So Good In Bed That We’re All Going To Become Addicted To Them
No need for a real relationship anymore.
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