This Teacher Performed The Most Obscene Sex Acts On A Group Of Kids At A Bar Mitzvah
Twisted party.
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An Open Letter To Southern Rail: Go Fuck Yourself
Proving that privatisation only benefits those with financial interest.
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The New Waterproof £5 Note Is Launching Next Week – Here’s What It Looks Like
The New Fiver has arrived.
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A Burning Man Camp Run By Rich People Was Raided And Vandalised By Protesters
The revolution has begun.
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The Giant Panda Is No Longer An Endangered Species
Well played.
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Traveller Molested In Thailand As She Lay With A Broken Spine After Falling Of Cliff
After asking for directions Hannah was taken into the jungle and sexually assaulted.
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ISIS Has Banned Women From Wearing Burkas
Curveball.
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Eddie Alvarez Says That He Would Beat The Absolute Shit Out Of Conor McGregor
This is savage fight talk.
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Having A Bad Trip On Shrooms Is Really Good For Your Mental Health
Psychedelic baby.
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The Transcripts Of Keith Vaz With Two Romanian Rent Boys Are Pure NSFW Filth
Keith Vaz is living every politician’s worst nightmare.
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Swarms Of ‘Unemployed And Drunk’ Wasps With A Mean Sting Are Hitting The UK
Cover your drinks.
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Sex Crazed Spiders The Size Of Mice Are About To Invade The UK
Next level arachnophobia.
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Everyone’s Losing Their Mind Because Durex Has Launched A New Aubergine Flavoured Condom
We should’ve seen this one coming.
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This Former Page 3 Girl Is Desperate To Move To Syria For ISIS And Become A ‘Jihadi Bride’
So ISIS likes tits too.
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Paedophile Says ‘Bad Eyesight’ Caused Him To Have Sex With A 13-Year-Old Boy
Pull the other one mate.
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Melania Trump Sues The Daily Mail For £113 Million For Calling Her A Prostitute
Don’t mess with the Trumps.
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Russians Purchased 500,000 Baseball Bats In One Year – But Only One Ball
Only in the Motherland.
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ISIS Has Banned Football Referees As They Enforce The Rules Of FIFA Not Sharia
Nobody likes a ref.
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A Steve Irwin Letter From Beyond The Grave Has Been Discovered By His Parents
It fell out of a book his dad was leafing through.
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This Guy Has To Go To Absolute Extremes To Prove He Isn’t A Paedophile
Poor guy can’t seem to catch a break.
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Has This Guy Finally Worked Out The True Identity Of Banksy?
This does kind of make sense.
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You Can Now Buy An Eggplant Emoji Vibrator
This is the world we live in.
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The Smiler Ride At Alton Towers Has Broken Down Again One Year After Its Infamous Crash
Maybe they should just cut their losses with it?
