Man Cracks Open 10 Double Yolks In A Row, Beating Odds Of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I don’t even know how to pronounce that number.
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More Hospitals Then Ever Before Are Serving Out Of Date, Mouldy Food
Probably not that surprising if you’ve ever eaten hospital food.
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Bill Cosby’s Lawyer Says Client Is Blind, ‘Not A Meme’
That’s no excuse.
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The BBC Actually Asked If All Black People Really Liked Fried Chicken
Asking the big questions.
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These Morons Are Facing $20,000 Fines For Using A Turtle As A Surfboard
Grade A douchebags.
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Germany Has Opened The First ‘All You Can Bang’ Flat Fee Brothel
The grimiest buffet.
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Teacher Arrested For Sending Step-By-Step ‘How To Masturbate’ Snapchat Guide To Female Student
Extra curricular activities.
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Bono Has Finally Been Recognised As ‘Woman Of The Year’
He’ll still always be a giant turd though.
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David Attenborough Reckons We Should Just Shoot Donald Trump
God has spoken.
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Man Hosts Charity Golf Tournament For Kids With Cancer; Brings Strippers And Prostitutes
“Yes, I organised a golf tournament that had cute girls in bikinis serving drinks.”
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This Syrian Refugee Has Become A Porn Star To Change Our View Of Asylum Seekers
After being constantly rejected as an actor Antonio Sulieman decided to try his hand in the porn industry.
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Breakfast In A Bag Is A Great New Homeless Initiative You Should Definitely Support
It aims to provide breakfast for the homeless people of London for just £3.
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Catching The Zika Virus Will Do Horrendous Things To Your Testicles
Some of you may not worry as your balls are already in this condition.
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Man Caught Pouring One Litre Of Hydrochloric Acid In Lube Dispenser Of Gay Club
Imagine the damage that would have caused.
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Horrific Picture Shows Girl After Ripping Eyeball Layer Off In Contact Lens Accident
Eye-wateringly painful.
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The iPhone 8 Is Set For Its Most Drastic Design Change To Date
It’ll be like the headphone jack saga all over again.
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British Airways Pilot Humiliated After Leaked Cockpit Crossdressing Sex Photos Emerge
Puts a whole new spin on the term ‘cockpit’.
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Meet The Oldest WWII Veteran In America, A Cigar Smoking, Whiskey Drinking Gun Toting Black Dude From Texas
As we near the end of 2016, more and more…
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Rapper Kevin Gates Has Cancelled A Concert Due To His ‘Unforeseen Incarceration’
Telling it like it is.
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Rich Kids Who Do Everything Wrong Do Better Than Poor Kids Who Do Everything Right
Might as well just give up now.
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El Chapo’s Wife Is Gravely Concerned That He’s Not Getting Enough Sex In Prison
He might even be a goner by Christmas.
