Villagers Brutally Butcher Pregnant Snake After Thinking It Was Jacking Their Food
Whoopsie.
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Strangers Are Already Grabbing Women By The Pussy In America
Is this locker room talk?
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Climate Change Scientists Predict The World Could Be Fucked Within Our Lifetime
More evidence that the world’s ending.
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There’s A Plan To Allow British People To Remain As EU Citizens And Brexiteers Hate It
We could still enjoy free travel around the EU.
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The KKK Gives A Shout Out To WikiLeaks For Helping Trump Win The Election
With friends like these.
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A New Deadly Species Of Two Headed Sharks Is Taking Over The Sea
Nightmare material.
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£5 Bet On Trump, Leicester City And Brexit Would’ve Won An Insane Amount Of Money
Cashing in on a series of unfortunate events.
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Kanye West Says He’s Going To Run For President In The 2020 Election
Imagine Kim Kardashian as the First Lady.
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Guy Cuts Off His Penis As Punishment To Wife After She Refuses To Have Sex With Him
“If I can’t get in the cookie jar, I’m going to cut off my privates.”
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California Has Just Legalised Marijuana For Recreational Use
Big step for America.
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China Says Donald Trump As President Is What Happens When People Have Democracies
What’s worse? A dictatorship or Trump?
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Dude Gets Rejected By Woman At A Funeral; Has Sex With A Goat Instead
Maybe not the best place to go about picking up a woman.
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Here’s How To Find Out How Google Tracks Your Every Step
Privacy is dead.
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This Bizarre Theory Claims Donald Trump Is A Time Traveller From 2036 With Information
He’s travelled back in time to save us all.
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ISIS Have Reached A New Low By Using Dogs As Suicide Bombers
ISIS hitting absolute rock bottom.
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You Can Now Visit An Adult Ball Pit Serving Unlimited Prosecco And Meatballs
Need to visit immediately.
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This Birmingham Council House Is Completely Uninhabitable
Uninhabitable hellhole.
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This Company Claims They’ve Created A Chocolate That Will Completely Cure Your Period Pains
Surely that can’t be true?
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Bodyslamming Car Windshields Is The Latest Dumb Trend Sweeping The Country
These things are just getting dumber and dumber.
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Doctor Adopts Homeless Kitten After Performing Life Saving CPR On Her
Feel good story of the day.
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Ecosexuals Are Having Sex With The Earth To Help Save The Environment
This sounds bonkers.
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Boat Owner Pulled Over 40 Times Because He’s ‘The Only Black Guy On The River’
Clearly police prejudice isn’t restricted to land.
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A Student Has Been Suspended For Loving Chicken Nuggets Too Much
I can totally relate.
