Robert Englund Wants Kevin Bacon To Take On The Role Of Freddy Krueger
Good idea.
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Noel Gallagher Wants To Start A Petition To Break Up The Foo Fighters
The Foo Fighters huh? They’re probably one of the most…
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PornHub Wants You To Save The Oceans By Masturbating To This Video
Are you doing your bit for the planet?
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Dad Goes Crazy After Seeing Freddy Mercury In His Pork Chop
Calm down now Derek.
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Matthew McConaughey Has Joined The University Of Texas As A Professor
‘I get older, they stay the same age.’
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Man Shoots Dead School Bully At School Reunion After 53 Year Old Grudge
Get over it dude.
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Conspiracy Theorists Think That Steve Jobs Is Still Alive After Spotting A Doppelganger In Egypt
Fix my iPhone battery you asshole.
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The UK Is Facing A Sweet Potato Shortage
Another benefit of Brexit.
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Survey Says That People Who Masturbate Regularly Are More Likely To Be Managers
Better start jackin’ it if you want that promotion.
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The Storm Area 51 Event Is Now A Music Festival Called ‘Alienstock’
Performers ‘big and small’ are lined up to play.
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The Bagel Boss Had Another Major Meltdown And Ended Up Getting Arrested (VIDEO)
He’s being taken for a psych evaluation.
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Man Who Used Cannabis Oil Instead Of Chemotherapy Is Now Cancer Free
The cure of the future.
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Donald Trump Suggests ‘Nuking Hurricanes’ To Stop Them Hitting America
The man is a genius.
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Gillette Loses $8 BILLION After ‘Toxic Masculinity’ Advert Backlash
Get woke, go broke?
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Conor McGregor Has Apologised For Punching An Old Man In The Face
Didn’t see that coming.
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Woman Downs Two Beers Then Beats The Crap Out Of Boyfriend For Saying She Drinks Too Much
“She Stone Cold Steve Austin’ed my ass”
