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This Woman Bit Off Her Ex’s Tongue After Asking For Last Kiss When He Dumped Her

NEWS / MF Jones

Got ’em.

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Instagram Model Arrested After Being Revealed As One Of Australia’s Biggest Drug Dealers

NEWS / MF Jones

Busted.

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Fans Are Leaving Download Festival Before It’s Even Started Because Of ‘Biblical’ Mud

NEWS / timw_brap

Damn.

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The Sexual Assault Case Against The Gym Masturbator Has Been Dropped

NEWS / timw_brap

Justice?

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These Amazon Leggings Can Hide A Whole Bottle Of Rose

NEWS / timw_brap

Oh hello.

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John Cena Says He’s Gotten An ‘Accidental Boner’ While Wrestling Because ‘It’s What The Body Does’

NEWS / MF Jones

O…K then.

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Dude Who Married His Best Mate’s Mum Just To Piss Him Off Has Filed For Divorce

NEWS / MF Jones

Taking trolling to new extremes.

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Paedophile Hunter Found With 1,700 Child Abuse Images – Blames It On Having Autism

NEWS / MF Jones

Plot twist.

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97 Year Old American Veteran Is Reunited With 92 Year Old French Love After 75 Years Apart

NEWS / timw_brap

He went looking for her during the 75th anniversary of D Day.

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Bryan Cranston Has Hinted That He Will Appear In The Breaking Bad Movie

NEWS / timw_brap

He’s so obviously going to be in it.

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Justin Bieber Has Already Pussied Out Of His MMA Fight With Tom Cruise

NEWS / timw_brap

Loser.

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The Full Depravity Of Smallville Star Allison Mack’s Involvement In A Sex Cult Has Been Revealed

NEWS / timw_brap

Grim.

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Sherif Apparently Got Kicked Off ‘Love Island’ After They Found Him Wanking In The Jacuzzi

NEWS / MF Jones

Busted.

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A 63 Year Old Florida Man Danced Naked In A McDonalds And Tried To Have Sex With A Railing

NEWS / timw_brap

Another day in Florida.

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This Woman Is Hosting An ‘Undoing Whiteness’ Yoga Class To Help You Deal With Your Toxic Whiteness

NEWS / MF Jones

So woke.

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Dan Bilzerian’s Social Media Accounts Got Hacked & It’s Making Him Look Like An Utter Twat

NEWS / MF Jones

That shouldn’t be too difficult.

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The Football Hipster Who Bought A Beer From Every Country In The World Cup Has Done It Again For The Women’s Edition

NEWS / timw_brap

Equal rights.

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Florida Just Passed A Law Allowing Paramedics To Carry Guns

NEWS / Billy Bronson

Just incase their patients weren’t sick enough.

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Child Killer Who Impaled Toddlers On Spiked Fence Is RELEASED From Prison

NEWS / Billy Bronson

Pure evil.

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Man Caught With Cocaine All Over His Nostrils Tells The Police It Wasn’t His

NEWS / MF Jones

I believe him.

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Cancer Patient Sentenced To 4 Years For Cannabis Possession ONE DAY Before It Became Legal

NEWS / MF Jones

WTF?

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This Young Lady Grabbed Her Boyfriend By The Balls And Squeezed ‘Until They Were Bleeding’

NEWS / MF Jones

Relationship goals.

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A Man On A Stag Do Bit Off A Pigeon’s Head Outside A Wetherspoons

NEWS / timw_brap

Top banter.

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A Florida Woman Died After She Was Shot With A Gun During Foreplay

NEWS / timw_brap

Kinky.

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A Pakistani Gang Beat Up And Kidnapped A Trans Woman And Shaved Her Head

NEWS / timw_brap

Humiliating.

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Michael Gove Denies Making Sexual Innuendo With Boris Johnson ‘Pulling Out’ Comment

NEWS / timw_brap

The Tory leadership race is heating up.

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Leaving The TV On Whilst You Sleep Is Making You Fat

NEWS / timw_brap

So that’s why.

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Academics Are Now Saying That Dodgeball Is An ‘Unethical Tool Of Oppression’

NEWS / MF Jones

This is not satire.

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Katie Price Spent The Night With Adam Johnson After He ‘Bought’ Her For £12,000

NEWS / MF Jones

Surely she’s too old for him?

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Kylie Jenner Throws ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ Theme Party (The Show Where Women Are Slaves) And Gets DRAGGED Online

NEWS / MF Jones

Who’s going to tell her?

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