Philadelphia Police Searching For Swiss Cheese Masturbator
In 2014, women don’t just have to deal with sex pests, they also have to deal with weirdos with completely bizarre sex fetishes soliciting them in the street.
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PHOTOS: Man Who Hasn’t Worn Shoes For Eight Years
This guy decided not to wear shoes for 8 years and his feet now look absolutely disgusting.
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VIDEO: Alan Pardew Calls Manuel Pellegrini A ‘F*cking Old C*nt’
Following a particularly controversial decision in yesterday’s football match, Alan Pardew was spotted calling rival manager Manuel Pellegrini ‘a f*cking old c*nt’.
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Pick Up Artist’s ‘Nickelbacking’ Video Is The New Starbuck Drake Hands
Apparently pick up artists still exist, but if this video is anything to go by they aren’t doing anywhere near as well with the ladies as they used to.
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Steven Seagal Thinking About Running For Governor Of Arizona
Steven Seagal looks set to follow in action movie rival Arnold Schwarzengger’s footsteps and run for governor of Arizona.
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VIDEO: Louis CK Reveals The End Of The Ice Fishing Story From American Hustle
Everyone I know who’s seen American Hustle just wants to know the end to the goddamn ice fishing story – find it out here.
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VIDEO: World’s Tallest Waterslide Releases Promo Video; Looks Absolutely Terrifying
Now there’s a promo video for it, this beast of a waterslide looks even scarier, if that was possible.
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PHOTO: Sorority Girl Gets Revenge On Cheating Frat Boy By Shitting All Over His Room
I bet this frat bro won’t be pulling this dick move again after this stunt.
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PHOTOS: Mums Of The Year
Judging by these pictures, these young ladies should definitely have reconsidered parenthood.
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VIDEO: Man Farting At Airport Caught On Thermal Imaging Camera
This shouldn’t really be funny but it’s actually hilarious.
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Darius Syrossian Clarifies Incident With BPM Festival
Darius Syrossian has posted a (slightly more) coherent update about what exactly went down when he got beaten up by the organisers of BPM Festival in Mexico.
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VIDEO: Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday To Kim Jong-Un
Following on from yesterday, Dennis Rodman’s behaviour becomes even more bizarre as he sings happy birthday to Kim Jong Un in front of a packed stadium in North Korea.
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Guy Passes Out At Party; Friends Get Creative In Pranking Him
Everyone has that friend who passes out at the party, but what’s the best way to teach his prone body a lesson?
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FIFA Announce 2022 World Cup To Be Held In Winter
FIFA have officially announced what we all thought would happen, but none of us thought actually could or should.
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Neil Patrick Harris Gets Wasted In Mexico; Posts A Bunch Of Dumb Photos
Neil Patrick Harris was on holiday with his family in Mexico and decided to have a margarita drinking contest with himself. The result is a bunch of beautiful pictures of him completely trashed.
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VIDEO: Guy Lights Cigarette Off Burning Digger
It’s Russia, you’re working in some kind of desolate building site and you need to light a cigarette. How do you do it?
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The Fate Of Brian O’Connor – Paul Walker In Fast And Furious – Revealed
How will agent Brian O’Connor leave the world of Fast And Furious now that Paul Walker is no longer with us?
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VIDEO: Dennis Rodman Has Bizarre WWE Style Meltdown When Asked About Kim Jong-Un
Dennis Rodman is over in North Korea with a team of retired NBA pros playing basketball for Kim Jong-Un’s birthday, but he had somewhat of a bizarre meltdown when interviewed by CNN about the situation.
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Pictures Of The Most Beautiful Spider – The Coastal Peacock Spider
Dr Jurgen Otto one day noticed this very small but beautiful spider and has since made it his mission to photograph as many as possible.
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VIDEO: Michael Bay Has Meltdown At Samsung Press Conference
Michael Bay was hired to endorse the new Samsung high definition television. Unfortunately things didn’t go to plan when the teleprompter broke.
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Florida Pizza Man Caught On Camera Having Sex With Roommate’s Dog
Another bizarre incident happens down in Florida.
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Woman Creates Most Terrible Online Dating Profile Ever; Men Love It
A woman created an awful online dating profile to see if men were only attracted to hot babes and that it wouldn’t matter to them if they were completely insane. Guess what happened?
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VIDEO: Watch Woman Re-Enact 3 Hour Long Orgasm Really Badly
A woman had such a long orgasm that she had to go to the ER to sort it out. Check out her terrible re-enactment of it here.
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Morrissey Compares Eating Meat To Paedophilia/The Holocaust
Morrissey tops himself again with another nonsensical and ridiculous outburst that nobody asked for.
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Introducing The ‘Selfie Game 2014’
The ‘Selfie Game 2013’ is here and it’s pretty damn stupid.
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Hobo Nickels By Paulo Curcio
Hobo nickels are a burgeoning art form, but Paulo Curcio has taken it to the next level with his recent collection.
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VIDEO: Gou Miyagi – Nobody Skates Like This Guy
Gou Miyagi skates like nobody I’ve ever seen before, and it’s completely awesome.
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The Selfie That Saved A Woman’s Life (NSFW)
After being brutally beaten by her husband and with no working phone, one woman’s only shot at survival was to post a selfie of her battered face to Facebook.
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VIDEO: 561 Foot High Basketball Trick Shot Into Moving Net
Some guy climbed up the 561 foot Reunion Tower in Dallas and threw a basketball off it into a moving net. No big deal.
