Essex Schoolboy Left Traumatised After Finding 3ft Python Living In His Toilet
Nowhere is safe.
The truth is out there.
We all float down here.
We all had to start somewhere.
Good luck making it to this age.
One pincer per ball.
Heaven is a place on Earth.
Getting along with the in-laws is never easy.
The therapist had gay sex multiple times before being ‘converted’.
It’s their first Italian speaking programme.
Emotionally in tune.
You’re never too old.
The news you’ve all been waiting for.
Don’t mince your words pal.
The truth keeps getting worse.
Yet another one to come out of the woodwork.
He was trying to prove his spiritual power.
Why the long face?
We’ve waited so long for this day.
It’s like we’re living in an episode of ‘South Park’.
A lower standard of recruit.
Pepper ball = a bullet filled with pepper spray.
Will they finally get back to Earth?