Sexting Gone Majorly Wrong
When you’re feeling horny and alone and want to engage in a little sex talk via the blower, just remember to check who you’re texting.
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The Hulk Is Getting A New Movie. Again.
Bana tried it and fucked it. Edward Norton was solid but Marvel fucked him. Has Mark Ruffalo got what it takes to take Bruce Banner and his better half all the way to box office glory? The Hulk is getting a reboot. Again.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Five Round Up
Saints demoralise Villa. Utd win at Anfield. Chelsea top the league. Newcastle get a clean sheet. Lescott is still ugly as fvck. Week 5 Sick Chirpse League Round Up.
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Long Live Samuel L Jackson
The natural miracle of Samuel L Jackson’s face has never been understood … until now! He doesn’t age. His face doesn’t change. Sick Chirpse investigates as to whether his facial features have further implications for the search for immortality.
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How To Do A Sick Chirpse On Victoria Pendleton
Batman_LDN is at it again, this week turning his attention to Olympic cyclist Victoria Pendleton.
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Dinamo Zagreb Defender Fined For Having Beer Before Match
A Croatian defender has been fined by his club for opening a cheeky can on the team bus before a match.
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Aussie Football Club Newcastle Jets Sell Out Of Heskey Shirts
Disillusioned Australian people buy a shit load of Emile Heskey shirts. Newcastle Jets have run out of replica shirts of their new signing and have had to order 5,000 more. Mental.
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Celebs That Should Have Died Before Terry Nutkins
Everyone was saddened by the death of Terry Nutkins a couple of weeks ago, so we take a look at a bunch of celebrities that in an ideal world would have bitten the bullet before him but unfortunately are still around annoying us.
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Russell Brand Jerks Off Man In Soho Pub Toilet
Video of Russell Brand wanking off a man in a pub toilet in 2002, not explicit.
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Farm Helper Caught Having Sex With Donkey
Carlos Romero is caught with his pants down, literally, as he takes being an animal lover to a whole new level. Farm hand, Romero, is caught fvcking a miniature donkey.
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Five Football Fatties
A humorous look at some of the more “jolly” footballers of the past and present.
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Amon Tobin: ISAM 2.0
Wilson & I return a year later to experience the next chapter of Amon Tobin’s ISAM live experience – ISAM 2.0. Somehow, Tobin made the best live show we’ve seen even better.
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Dan Deacon Is Still Really Weird
Dan Deacon has been banging out the weird for years, he’s worth more than a cursory glance though. Accessibly bonkers.
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Dancehall Queens – Sick Chirpse Party Warm-Up + Injuries
Dancehall Queens are an underrated squirm of fury. Watch and learn. The Sick Chirpse party is coming, and this will help you prepare. Take note soldiers.
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Some Of The Worst “Unexplained” Photos Of All Time
I am down with the paranormal, unfortunately it’s pretty much 110% not true. Here’s some shitty piccies to LOL you up.
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Japanese Binocular Football
The Japanese are mental, this has been established but now they are set to take FIFA and Sepp Blatter on – Let me introduce to you Japanese Binocular Football.
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Girl Advertises 16th Birthday On Facebook – 5,000 People Turn Up And Start A Riot
When Merthe Weusthuis thought ‘what shall I do for my 16 birthday?’, the plan was probably to crack out the cupcakes and alcopops, not cause a 5,000 strong riot.
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Monday Sessions With Tropical Boy$
Here’s what I got for your Monday slice this week: a lovely ambient swim through some house waters courtesy of Tropical Boy$.
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Traffic Light Pong
Don’t you just hate how flat and dull our rat-race lives sometimes feel? Well over in Germany they’re trying to make day-to-day life a little more bearable. Check out what they have done to their traffic lights!
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Japanese Artist Cooks His Own Manhood And Serves To Guests
Who’s maddest? Japan or Russia? Well, this Japanese fella gets his Johnson cut off and feeds it to paying guests so……
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The Politest Cat You’ll Ever Meet
This is a video of a cat using a fork to eat. Yep, a fork. And he’s a more polite eater than you’ll ever be. Close your mouth.
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The Premier League Weekend Handshake Preview
A look at the forthcoming pre-match handshake between Patrice Evra and Luis Suarez.
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Toilet Train Your Cat
Remember the scene in that classic Ben Stiller movie “Meet the Parents” where De Niro’s cat uses the toilet like a human-being? Well here are a few simple steps you can follow to toilet train your own pet kitty at home.
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I’m 7 And What Is This?
We were going to post this on our Facebook page but thought better of it as some losers might have take offence and gone and cried to Facebook about it like they did last time.
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95 Years Old Professional Tennis Player Is Better Than Andy Murray
Artin Elmayan is 95 and is the world’s oldest ranked professional tennis player. He’d smash Andy Murray everywhere.
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Nekrogoblikon – Terrible Song AWESOME Video
Would you like to see a goblin working in an office and hitting the bong? Be my guest….
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Culinary Review: The KFC Nacho Stacker
After a great deal of time allocated to discussing the merits of narcotics, felines and that imbecilic celebrities, it’s was time the Sick Chirpse mob ventured into the unchartered territory of culinary reviews. This week; The Nacho Stacker.
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Everyone Just Needs To Chill Out About The Prophet Muhammed
Why are people getting so worked up about a stupid video and some stupid cartoons? Everyone just needs to hit the bong a bit more and learn to CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
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