Jurassic Park LIVE!
Ever dreamed of seeing your favourite childhood dinosaur theme park related film hit the stage? Well it’s been 65 Million Years in the making but it’s happened!
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4 Things We Learnt This Premier League Weekend
John Terry, Arsenal, dodgy third kits and a fitting tribute all go under the microscope this week.
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Film Review: The Imposter
There are two sides to every lie: the tale of a Frenchman conning a whole American family. And maybe more…
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The Real Omar Little – A True Badman
Everybody’s favourite character from The Wire is based on the lives of real men. Donnie Andrews is of the most notable. His life; hard.
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Sex Lives Of The Steampunks
Combustion books want to make a steampunk sex book. But they need your money. Or do they?
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Flying Lotus Is Back With An Assault On The Senses
This is more of an assault on the senses when combined with the video, but never the less its an all round treat for Flying Lotus fans eagerly awaiting new material from the golden fingered producer.
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VIDEO: Paul McCartney NOT Being A Bell End For Once
Here at Sick Chirpse we aren’t 100% fans of Macca, but it turns out that when he was a young gun he wasn’t so lame….
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Postcards From The Past – Or The Future?
These postcards from the early 19th century show artists’ interpretations of what the year 2000 was gonna be like. Turns out we were pretty different to their ideas.
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Strange But Dull New Estonian Sport – Kiiking
Estonia is 50% forests and their favourite food is black rye-based bread, so I forgive them for this rubbish sport.
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10 Simple Steps To Snaring A Stoner
Every girl loves a bit of stoner action – thanks to hot celebrities who smoke up like James Franco and Snoop Dogg – but how exactly do you go about bagging yourself one of them?
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Sick Chirpse’s Reality TV Round-Up
With the summer on its way out, what better way of warming yourself then to read about the finest realty programming on TV today.
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18 Again – Vaginal Tightening Cream
18 Again is a new miracle cream that claims to tighten your vaginal muscles back to how they were before you started getting dicked all the time. We investigated this audacious statement.
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Ota Benga – African Pygmy Tribesman Kept in Zoo
Ota Benga had his family murdered and was then taken to the US to be ritually humiliated. I must remember never to complain about my shitty job ever again.
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Russian Woman Falls Asleep Driving Scooter, Nearly Dies
This Russian woman is so completely knackered, she falls asleep while driving her scooter. Nearly gets annihiliated by a huge lorry.
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Teen Survives 26 Hours In A Crate In The Alaskan Ocean
I wouldn’t survive in the open ocean for more than 12 secs, so my hat is well and truly off to a guy that can stick out a day and a night in the Pacific.
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Adult Baby Regressive Therapy – One Of The Weirdest Videos You’ll Ever See
This is one really fucked-up video. Guys pay to dress up as babies in a woman’s house. The woman then treats them like babies for however long their money lasts.
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Beverly Hills Cop Gets A Reboot
Beverly Hills Cop is back! Eddie Murphy is bringing back Axel Foley to a television screen near you to reprise the role of the streetwise Detroit Cop – fingers crossed it isn’t shit.
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When Columbo Met Cristiano
Cristiano Ronaldo is unhappy in Madrid. We called 1970s TV detective Columbo to investigate what’s up.
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The Screaming Sheep
Are you at the end of your tether with the stresses of life? This sheep feels your pain bro.
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Naked Guy Wanders Out Of Forest, Ruins TV Interview
Some high-as-fvck, naked guy wanders out of a forest and ruins a TV interview. Complete bro.
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Chris Brown Gets A New Tattoo: Rihanna’s Beaten Face
The biggest dick move in the history of body art was revealed today as legendary dickhead Chris Brown showed off a tattoo of Rihanna’s beaten face.
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Brazilian Fight Clubs
Brazilian mentalists literally killing each other to music every weekend. Not my idea of fun.
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Idiot Walks Into Bank Holding Sign That Says “You Are Being Robbed”
A man’s arrest caused uproar within the Occupy movement and other protest movements sympathetic to the cause of civil liberties. His only crime; robbing a bank.
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Medieval Black Sabbath
A Black Sabbath cover album… with a twist.
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How To Do A Sick Chirpse On Kim Kardashian
Batman_LDN is back and this week he’s getting it on with Kim Kardashian.
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Songs In The Key Of Masturbation
Some subtle, some showy and some that are just down right fvcking dirty…the songs that pay homage to masturbation.
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Girl Kicks Teacher In Balls
We’ve all wanted to punch a teacher in the face or headbutt them in the armpit or kick them in the balls. But we never do it. Unlike this hero of a girl.
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Nicki Minaj Being A Stupid Hoe
Nicki Minaj shows her support for presidential candidate Mitt Romney on the fifth track of Lil Wayne’s new album.
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Sunday Sessions With T. Williams
It’s a 5AM and you’re monged out of your face at the after party. This track will save your life.
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Vybz Kartel – Dancehall Hero
One of the brashist, most left-field characters in the music business today – soap, johnnies, rum, murder & dancehall – A heady combo
