Why Human Cryogenics Is Bullshit
‘Stop trying to make Human Cryogenics happen, it’s not going to happen!’ It is nothing but a bad idea and this is why.
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VIDEO: Man Takes A Picture Of Himself Everday For 12.5 Years
The guy who takes a photo of himself everyday has uploaded the next 6 years of his life on to YouTube. Watch 12.5 years of life pass by in 7 minutes and 48 seconds, and prepare to feel depressed.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week Three
Bank on Carroll? Believe in Steve Fletcher? Or keep faith in RVP? Fingers crossed you didn’t think it was Chico time. Here’s the round up of the Sick Chirpse League.
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Nepali Man Bites Snake To Death
There’s nothing like that sweet, sweet taste of revenge. Just ask this fella, he’ll tell you all about it…..
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Group Of Bell Ends Crash Speed Boat, On Board Camera Catches Everything
It’s nice to see a boat crash, but it’s even better to see the faces of the people in the boat as it crashes… ultra-ROFL.
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Last Night We Went To See Grimes, Here’s What Happened
Where you there? Were you wearing a beach dress or a satanic tshirt? Would you date Grimes drummer? Let us know.
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Holly Willoughby Interviews Man With World’s Largest Penis
Jonah Falcon has the world’s largest penis and today he appeared on This Morning to be interviewed by Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Of course this was gonna be good.
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Mad Men Gets Rick Rolled
One Rick Roll that isn’t very irritating for a change.
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Guide: How To Handle Being Too High
Getting too high can be a real annoyance at times. Get better equipped with our guide on being way too high.
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Have You Seen Ed Sheeran’s New Shit Tattoos?
Ed has gone for a half sleeve, that looks like he has let one his junior fan base stick a tattoo gun in their anus, then get drunk and decorate his cum coloured skin.
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Anna Amemiya – Can Japan Get Any More Weird?
The Japanese are renowned for their weird shit. This video ups the ante and assures us that their weirdness will never die.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Scarygirl (GORE)
If you’re feeling a bit too perky and smiley, have a trawl through these pics to send you right back to the dark side, where you belong.
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When Taxidermy Goes Wrong
Taxidermy: is it weird or is it art? Either way, these pictures are pretty funny. Heal your festival blues.
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Breaking Bad Remix
Breaking Bad gets remixed into something more addictive than blue sky itself.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week Two
Week Two is gone now. Have you stormed the league this week? Have your 15 transfers in week one helped you in the slightest? Or are you still shit at this managing malarky?
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Ironman Endurance Events Ends in Crawl Over Finishline
Two athletes come to last 100 metres of the “ironman” triathlon endurance event and are so tired they have to crawl over the finish line.
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The Rise and Fall of Triton
How this Greek God ended up playing bit-parts in Spongebob SquarePants…
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The Last Castrato – Kids Castrated For Singing
I know, it sounds mental doesn’t it. But back in the dark ages people used to cut kid’s balls off to keep their voice tight and high. Humans are horrid aren’t they.
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Worse Than John Terry: Five (Especially) Dickish Footballers
Sure, John Terry is almost certainly a total prick – although he can afford lawyers that can convince any court in the land otherwise – but he’s far from the worst of the already rotten bunch that make up the cream of professional football. Chin up, Chelsea fans!
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Anarchist Cage Fighter Pisses Off Putin
Video of Jeff Monson, anarchist MMA champion, walking on stage in front of Putin in Moscow to the Soviet anthem
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The Phallus Houses Of Bhutan
In the mysterious Kingdom of Bhutan there is a famous tradition. A famous tradition of drawing massive cocks on your house.
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Best Gore Album Covers In The World (NSFL)
I now present to you with pride, a small collection of the most hilariously gore drenched album covers of all time. Prepare to be enchanted and bemused.
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UFO Cults – Best & Worst
UFOs, real or not? I don’t know. But if there’s a cult out there that believes women should walk around topless I will consider converting.
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Pilot Your Own Mech-Warrior
Ever dreamed of owning and piloting you own MechWarrior? Thanks to a company in Japan you can totally do that now!
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Lion Sightings in Essex – Seems Legit
Heat-detecting helicopters, forty police officers and tranquilliser-toting zoo experts were searching for a lion in an Essex village at the weekend.
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Hey Look, It’s A Liverpool Shirt Made Out Of Condoms
A condom-themed restaurant in Bangkok (that somehow didn’t make an appearance in The Hangover 2) has a Liverpool shirt made of johnnies on display. You heard me.
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Taylor Swift Is Never Ever Getting Back Together With Her Ex
Taylor Swift disses her hipster ex and puts in her bid for catchiest song of all time with possible Call Me Maybe beater, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich
We all love sandwiches. And waterfalls. And Tom Selleck’s beautiful mo. But what happens when we combine the three? Magic.
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Sick Chirpse Guide To The Mosh Pit
I may never enter a mosh pit again for the rest of my days, but I always enjoy watching the carnage. Don’t you?
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Robocop Remake Announced – It Sounds Totally Shit
The leaked script to the upcoming remake of the 80s classic has us suitably worried about Detroit’s top law enforcement officer.
