VIDEO: Ant Gang Bang
Queen ant gets her head eaten while other ants shag her senseless. Gnarly.
Hip Surgery = Hilarious
Some guy’s had an uncontrollable urge to laugh since he had hip surgery a few years back. He’s still laughing now…
Flies Getting Pissed
Flies may be disgusting creatures, but it turns out they aren’t that different to us after all. When a fit girl turns them down, they turn to drink as well.
Chicken Nugget Saga Update
The chicken nugget saga continues! Winning bidder backs out of deal because they’re a liar but it’s alright, the nugget will now go to the second highest bidder. Hooray!
Willy Wonka Drops The Beat
Everyone likes Willy Wonka, right? Yeah, thought so. Here’s a remix of a scene in the original for you to bop to.
Girls Wrestling In Coleslaw
Like motorbikes? Girls? Coleslaw? Yeah, me too. You should definitely check this out.
COBWEB FIELDS
Recent floods in Australia meant spiders had no way to survive…or did they? They weaved their webs into intricate networks so they could avoid getting drowned.
CHICKEN NUGGET SELLS FOR $8,100
A chicken nugget has sold for over $8,000 because it looks like George Washington.
Taser Ball: The Future Of Sport?
Taser Ball is a new sport that will separate the men from the boys. The future? I’m not so sure.
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOG
Ever wondered what a dog gets up to in a day? Well, here’s a video that shows you exactly that.
COOKING WITH POO
Cooking With Poo is up for strangest book title of the year award. I really hope it wins.
SNOW SURVIVOR
Swedish survivor is found alive after two months of being inside his car which was buried by snow. Hibernated and drank melted snow.
BEER ART
Most of us love to drink beer, but an artist in America prefers to paint with it instead. A waste, you say? Nah, take a look at her work.
VILLA MASCOT DOES A SUAREZ
Aston Villa mascot does a Suarez. Totally snubs Man City mascot’s handshake. Kids: it’s not cool. Don’t do it.
DEL PIERO HAS VOICE OF GOD
Alessandro Del Piero isn’t just a tekkers footballer, he can bring people out of comas. That’s his career after football sorted.
WEREWOLVES ARE REAL
Werewolves are said to be creatures of our imaginations, but recent evidence proves they are in fact real and live in India.
SIX TOE JOE IS CAUGHT
A Somalian pirate, known as Six Toe Joe, because he has six toes on each foot has finally been caught.
BREADING IS THE NEW PLANKING
Planking was last year’s internet craze. This year’s craze could be breading: putting bread on your cat’s head and taking a photo of it.
SICK SCORPION KICK
A First Division Bolivian footballer scores an absolute peach of a scorpion kick.
14 KIDS. NO SEX.
Trent Arsenault, 36, is a human sperm bank. 14 kids, and counting, yet he’s still a virgin.
MODERN WARFARE 3 DICKHEADS
It’s awesome winding people up on Call of Duty. They go nuts. I thought I was good at it but this guy will take some beating.
BANNED REF PULLS A FAST ONE
A banned referee, Luchezar Yonov, pretends to be an eligible ref (called Raicho Raichev), fools everyone and actually refs a friendly between Werder Bremen and AZ Alkmaar.
MCDONALD’S SERVE MOUSE SHIT BURGERS
McDonald’s serve buns with mouse droppings on to unsuspecting customers. Dirty.
