You can't escape the law of the jungle.
You can't have a much luckier escape than this.
Wish I was having as much fun as this guy this morning.
Scarred for life.
Early frontrunner for cutest story of the year.
Product substitution at it's finest.
Now that's impressive.
What an idiot.
Wonder why it took so long to save him?
Do you want to tell him heâ€™s not a lamb? Because I sure as hell donâ€™t.
No matter how bad you're feeling right now, at least you're not this lion.
Snake massages are the new hotness in the massage game - check one out in action.
Staff at Yunnan Wild Animal Park in Kunming city installed a TV and swing set for a lonely panada who was growing...
This zoo is like an animal concentration camp displaying animal abuse at its worst.
Here's another collection of people dying in daft ways in an effort to keep our gene pool a little tidier. Thanks guys.
His luxury country house contains a private zoo, golf course, a greenhouse, golden toilets, a huge garage of cars and motorbikes and...
How do you deal with depression at work? This dude tried to feed himself to the tigers at the zoo.
This 'cute' penguin is a pathetic, clingy little bastard.
This lion was tucking into a tasty buffalo treat when suddenly his victim's pal comes to the rescue and sends the lion...
Does this factor into any kind of evolution/creationism debate?
Patrick the gorilla has had quite a tough upbringing, and now he's being accused of being a sexist. Is it understandable that...
This baby elephant was bawling for 5 hours straight after his mum tried to kill him. Twice.
A crazy monkey attacks baby boy at an out of control zoo in China.
Here's a video of a baby panda meeting its mother for the first time.
Man's best friend has to stand in for Aslan at a zoo in the People's Republic. Things do not go according to...
Watch this escaped ostrich go on the rampage through the busy streets of Zhangzou City, China.
As much as we love cats at Sick Chirpse, we can't ever imagine owning one with a 100 decibel purr as we'd...
Ota Benga had his family murdered and was then taken to the US to be ritually humiliated. I must remember never to...
How do you prepare for the possibility of an escaped rhinoceros?