Little Girl Gets Traumatised For Life Watching Monkeys Have Sex On Car Bonnet
Scarred for life.
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A Goat And A Russian Tiger Have Become Best Friends After The Tiger Didn’t Eat Him
Early frontrunner for cutest story of the year.
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This Company’s Been Caught Using Absolutely Disgusting Ingredients To Make Soy Sauce
Product substitution at it’s finest.
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Neo-Nazi Police Chief Jumps Into Lion Enclosure And Gets Mauled To Pieces
Wonder why it took so long to save him?
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VIDEO: This Orphan Baby Rhino Thinks He’s A Lamb
Do you want to tell him he’s not a lamb? Because I sure as hell don’t.
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VIDEO: Lion Gets Its Head Stuck Inside A Buffalo’s Butt
No matter how bad you’re feeling right now, at least you’re not this lion.
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People Are Getting Python Massages In The Philippines
Snake massages are the new hotness in the massage game – check one out in action.
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VIDEO: Depressed Panda In China Gets TV And Swing Set To Cheer Him Up
Staff at Yunnan Wild Animal Park in Kunming city installed a TV and swing set for a lonely panada who was growing tired and depressed being on his own all day.
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A Confronting Look Inside Indonesia’s Horrific ‘Zoo Of Death’
This zoo is like an animal concentration camp displaying animal abuse at its worst.
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The Darwin Awards: Stupid Ways To Die #10
Here’s another collection of people dying in daft ways in an effort to keep our gene pool a little tidier. Thanks guys.
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Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych’s Abandoned Residence
His luxury country house contains a private zoo, golf course, a greenhouse, golden toilets, a huge garage of cars and motorbikes and a marina with a full size pirate galleon.
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Depressed Chinese Dude Offers Himself As Meal For Tigers At The Zoo
How do you deal with depression at work? This dude tried to feed himself to the tigers at the zoo.
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Pathetic “Adorable” Baby Penguin Follows Zookeeper Everywhere In Cynical Marketing Stunt
This ‘cute’ penguin is a pathetic, clingy little bastard.
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VIDEO: Buffalo Destroys Lion Trying To Eat His Buffalo Brother
This lion was tucking into a tasty buffalo treat when suddenly his victim’s pal comes to the rescue and sends the lion flying into outer space with a killer horn attack.
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VIDEO: Two Gorillas 69’ing
Does this factor into any kind of evolution/creationism debate?
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Patrick The Gorilla Gets Kicked Out Of Zoo For Being ‘Sexist’
Patrick the gorilla has had quite a tough upbringing, and now he’s being accused of being a sexist. Is it understandable that Patrick just wants to hang around other dudes, given his history?
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Baby Elephant Cries For 5 Hours Straight After Mum Tries To Kill It
This baby elephant was bawling for 5 hours straight after his mum tried to kill him. Twice.
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Crazy Zoo Monkey Rips Off Baby’s Testicle And Eats It
A crazy monkey attacks baby boy at an out of control zoo in China.
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Baby Panda Meets Its Mother For The First Time
Here’s a video of a baby panda meeting its mother for the first time.
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Chinese Zoo Tries (And Fails) To Convince Everyone That A Dog Is A Lion
Man’s best friend has to stand in for Aslan at a zoo in the People’s Republic. Things do not go according to plan.
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Escaped Ostrich Goes On The Rampage In China
Watch this escaped ostrich go on the rampage through the busy streets of Zhangzou City, China.
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Meet Merlin, The Cat Who Purrs As Loud As A Lion
As much as we love cats at Sick Chirpse, we can’t ever imagine owning one with a 100 decibel purr as we’d rather not be deaf. But if you are deaf, Merlin is probably the best cat you’ll ever own.
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Ota Benga – African Pygmy Tribesman Kept in Zoo
Ota Benga had his family murdered and was then taken to the US to be ritually humiliated. I must remember never to complain about my shitty job ever again.
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WEIRD JAPANESE ZOO DRILL
How do you prepare for the possibility of an escaped rhinoceros?
