The Best & Worst Tinder Profiles In The World #100
“If I don’t like you back, you’ll know why.”
“If I don’t like you back, you’ll know why.”
Warning: this is seriously graphic.
The award for most pathetic person of the year goes to…
“If you like a little crazy, I’m definitely your girl.”
This is truly depressing.
The lazy man’s option.
From the egg to the beetle is an absolutely incredible journey.
“I’m up for anything.”
“This could be you…”
“If you like girls who look like they haven’t slept in 4 days hmu.”
“Looking for someone to do dad things with”.
Just what you’ve always wanted.
Admit what you did.
“Just looking for a soul to devour.”
I’m sure that’ll get you a lot of votes, Theresa.
“Yes, I make movies.”
Keepin’ it in the family.
“I’m willing to give up my kid for a man who knows how to treat a lady.”
Boom shake shake shake the room.
“Come meet me at your nearest Burger King.”
How the hell did he not realise this was happening?
Sounds good to me.
A fate worse than death.