This Drunk Div Had A Text Argument With Himself After A Night Out And Didn’t Even Realise
You wot mate?
Dreams can come true.
Ever been so drunk you picked up a tree and drove it round town?
Combine this with a sex robot and you’ll never need to leave the house.
This is the way to do it in 2015.
When hitting on a girl’s best friend goes ridiculously wrong.
Despite The Game’s entourage getting wasted and rapping around him, this guy only cares about one thing.
Impressive effort but ultimately not really worth it.
If you found this on your first day of uni you would be pretty buzzing.
‘Early hours this morning a staff member from the venue thought it was ok to attack my beautiful sister leaving her with a broken nose and 28 stitches in her head.’
This guy didn’t even celebrate or want any props after this – he’s a true angel of justice.
“He was very cocky and kept mentioning a banana incident in Mexico.”
Check out how wasted these guys get off it.
The Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau have a proved it at last.
Not exactly fashionable but pretty useful nonetheless.
You don’t want to get on the wrong side of Mario.
Wait until you see the bottom half of this picture, it will probably ruin your whole day.
This monumentally drunk Chinese man mistook a 40ft shipping container for his hotel bedroom and snuggled down for the night. Cue disaster.
A checklist of the characters that frequent our nation’s cheese floors.