People Of Walmart – What Do You Wear Shopping?
When I go shopping I like to cover up and get the job done as quickly as possible. In Walmart people seem to do the opposite – dress like plums and hang out.
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Alki David Farts Into Microphone On Red Carpet
Do you know who Alki David is? He’s one rich mofo who is set to become even richer. He also enjoys farting into microphones on the red carpet.
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Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
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Pizza Hut Launch Brand New Perfume – Eau De Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut launch brand new perfume called Eau De Pizza Hut. Limited edition 110 bottles made available for fans who win their online Facebook competition. What is wrong with people?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
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Man Vs Food Vs Spurs
Man VS Food’s Adam Richman isn’t just a massive fan of food – apparently he also loves Tottenham Hotspur. Who would have thought it? Here’s a video of him going mental over Gareth Bale and the like and bursting into tears as he finally sees the hallowed turf.
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Elevator Prank Part 2
Remember that elevator prank that we posted about last week that made you all shit yourself when you watched it? Well the guys involved have just released another ‘scary elevator prank’.
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Talk Show Host Sets Magician’s Head On Fire
Wayne Houchin finally gets on the tele again but this time the host decides it might be a good idea to burn him to death. Note to self – never appear on Carribean TV.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 14 Roundup
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
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Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI?
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
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Arthur C Clarke’s ‘Amazing World’ – Interview Special
Arthur C Clarke was a sci-fi legend, he also loved unexplainable shizzle. Here’s a video of interviews with ‘normal’ people about their paranormal encounters.
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VIDEO: Slow Motion Booty Shaking
I’m not winding you up, it’s a video featuring close ups of ladies rears as they shake them vigorously. But it’s totes profesh so there’s no guilt involved.
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VIDEO: Black Lion Dancehall Dancers
I can’t help but smile when I watch these guys bustin’ out the grooves. Make sure you’re greened when you watch it for maximum grins.
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VIDEO: Tuvan Throat Singing Is Awesome
Before humans got busy with smashing the planet to bits, we used to sit around and sing like these chilly looking chaps.
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NEW SPORT: Bossaball = Football & Bouncy Castles
Volleyball, football, capoeira, trampolines and bouncy castles all in one sport. Fancy it?
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Molotov Cocktail In Super Slow Motion
These two guys get kicks out of filming themselves throwing Molotov cocktails against their Grandparent’s house.
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Catching A Baseball Like An Absolute Pro
This guy makes a boring game of baseball a tad more interesting by risking life and limb to catch his guy out.
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VIDEO: Paul McCartney NOT Being A Bell End For Once
Here at Sick Chirpse we aren’t 100% fans of Macca, but it turns out that when he was a young gun he wasn’t so lame….
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Old School Bob Burnquist Video
Bob Burnquist shows us why he’s king of the vert in the video from the 2001 X-Games.
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Power Tumbling Video
Do you know what power tumbling is? No I didn’t either until I watched this ridiculous video.
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The Last Castrato – Kids Castrated For Singing
I know, it sounds mental doesn’t it. But back in the dark ages people used to cut kid’s balls off to keep their voice tight and high. Humans are horrid aren’t they.
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VIDEO: US Atomic Bomb Tested On US Troops
You just have to look at an atomic explosion to know you shouldn’t go anywhere the fvck near it. That wasn’t enough for the US Army though. Send in the troops!
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We Sent Batman_LDN To Boomtown Fair And Here’s The Video
If you saw the pictures you’re probably dying to know what Batman_LDN got up to at Boomtown Festival. Here’s the video.
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Skydivers Piss All Over World Record
138 skydivers completely smash previous world record and they’re all bros because they have huge balls.
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NASA Make A Time-lapse Video
When NASA make a time-lapse video, you know it’s going to be totally sick.
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Screaming Jay Hawkins – Legendary Nutter
Screaming Jay kept his foot on the gas. Proper odd stage shows. Proper awesome voice. He will definitely put a spell on you, and not a nice one….
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Bring Forth the Fire Tornado
As the oppressive Internet gets stronger, the world’s saviours are summoning the devil through a fire tornado.
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VIDEO: Can You Identify These Breasts?
A woman in Queensland, Australia shows off her lack of robbery skills by getting her tits out and hoping for the best.
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Cat Etiquette: How To Walk Your Human
It’s kinda shitty when you can’t join your cat on their adventures outside the house. But now you can, and all you’ve got to do is teach them to walk you. Check it.
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The Blowjob Gallery – Now In Video
The Blowjob Gallery is now even more awesome. A video of the act/s has now surfaced.
