Your new Christmas dinner.
How do you think this is going to play out?
A choice between health or happiness.
Never underestimate a bacon lover.
Whiner of the year.
This is absolutely sickening.
Not so beneficial now.
Taking gore to a disgusting new level.
Talk about blood money.
Give it a rest guys.
And not because "bacon tastes good hurr durr".
What a bunch of pussies.
Maybe give it a miss next time.
What the actual fuck?
This is a whole new level of combining burgers and pizzas.
She runs into some trouble.
Who's gonna break the news to the vegans? Shotgun not.
When being too health-conscious goes wrong.
Any publicity is good publicity, right?
Meat-free meat. Obviously.
Be careful what you're drinking this Christmas.