And not because "bacon tastes good hurr durr".
What a bunch of pussies.
Maybe give it a miss next time.
What the actual fuck?
This is a whole new level of combining burgers and pizzas.
She runs into some trouble.
Who's gonna break the news to the vegans? Shotgun not.
When being too health-conscious goes wrong.
Any publicity is good publicity, right?
Meat-free meat. Obviously.
Be careful what you're drinking this Christmas.
This makes Glastonbury look soft.
Time to avoid sausage shaped meat once and for all.
The 'Frozen Chook' is the new planking.
This might make you rethink that steak dinner you've got planned tonight.
Get wasted out of your bacon shot glass then eat it as a chaser.
Is this 'Frankenstein Meat' enough to make you turn vegetarian?
The fall of civilisation.
That'll show him.
Because you can never have too much bacon.
Nobody is safe from the trolls.
Dexter eat your heart out.
We love a big fat juicy burger as much as the next meat eater, but who can argue with this?