Dizzee Rascal Is Finally Going To Perform ‘Boy In Da Corner’ In Full At A London Venue
A UK first.
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Here’s What Your Meal Deal Says About You
After all, you are what you eat.
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Why The Fuck Does Jeremy Corbyn Need His Own Set Of Emoji?
Politicians will do just about anything these days to grasp the attention of the wandering millennial.
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Pizza Hut Just Launched The World’s First Playable DJ Pizza Box
As if we needed another excuse to order pizza.
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An Ode To The Lost Council Estate Pubs Of The UK
Home to shitty cocaine and watery beer.
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London Looks Set To Get Its Own Fellatio Cafe
Priced at just £50 a session.
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Here’s What Really Goes Down In The $50 Billion Japanese Sex Hotel Industry
‘Love hotels’ offer short stays and some off the wall rooms and are absolutely massive in Japan.
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Britons Warned About The Rise of Kamikaze Tripping Seagulls Causing Absolute Mayhem
Rise of the tripping gulls.
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Dancing Criminal Sent To Jail After CCTV Shows His ‘Celebratory Dance’ (VIDEO)
Shake your money maker…or not.
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Domino’s Have Introduced The ‘BurgerPizza’ And It Looks Fucking Ridiculous
This is a whole new level of combining burgers and pizzas.
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‘Pokemon Go’ Is Already Taking Over The World And It Hasn’t Even Hit The UK Yet
It’s already more popular than Twitter and Tinder.
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Underage People Will Be Banned From Watching Porn In 2017
Sucks to be a teenager.
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Should We Get Rid Of The “No Sportswear” Rule In Clubs?
If a club won’t let you in because you’re wearing a pair of Adidas, it’s going to be shit anyway.
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Boris Johnson Lookalike Too Terrified To Leave The House Over Fears He’ll Be Attacked Following Brexit
He’s even been forced to wear an ‘I’m Not Boris’ T-shirt after non-stop abuse.
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There’s A New Dating App Exclusively For Remain Voters
Just when I finally thought I’d seen it all.
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Stormzy Set To Run For UK Prime Minister
#stormzy2020
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There’s A Louis Theroux Inspired Clothing Company And We’re Obsessed
Everyone’s favourite guy’s now part of your wardrobe.
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This Royal Guardsman Who Fainted Was The Best Part Of The Queen’s 90th Birthday Celebration (VIDEO)
None of the other guardsmen even gave a shit.
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The War On ISIS Is Not A Simple Story Of Good vs. Evil
There’s a lot more to it.
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Senior Policewoman Suspended After Arguing With Colleague About ‘Who Has the Best Tits’
The breast argument ever?
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This Bloke Has Invented The Rankest Range Of Manly Shower Gel Scents
I love the smell of bacon in the morning.
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This Guy Has Invented His Own Real Life Flying Drone Bicycle
You would never moan about your commute again.
