Keir Starmer is only four months into his stint as UK Prime Minister and things couldn’t really be much worse for the guy. The Labour leader doesn’t seem to have a clear plan or identity on how he intends on leading the nation, and has gone back on a number of campaign promises (standard), while […]
Every so often a new study comes out about penis sizes around the world, and it’s good news for the Brits this time; as the average British penis size has apparently grown by nearly 10% in two years! Get in! In 2022, the typical size was 5.17 inches recent, but, as of 2024, this has
British Penises Have Grown Nearly 10% In Two Years – Here’s Why Read More »
Having successfully raised £50,000+ with the GoFundMe and following tireless efforts to track the missing teenager down, Jay Slater’s pal Lucy Mae has flown back to the UK, where she will presumably be honoured with a damehood, or at the very least, be offered a spot on Celebrity Big Brother. Lucy Mae Law has played
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Rumours are abound that Universal Studios are developing a new theme park in the UK 46 miles from central London on a 500 acre site.
Universal Studios Are Set To Open A Huge New 500 Acre Theme Park In The UK Read More »
The best festival in the UK has revealed its lineup.
Boomtown Festival Releases Its Full Lineup For 2023 Edition Read More »
Nothing fills a hole like Pot Noodle.
Man Fills Potholes With Pot Noodles To Highlight The State Of UK Roads Read More »
Shamima Begum’s appeal to restore her UK citizenship begins this week.
Shamima Begum Was ‘Sexually Exploited’ By ISIS, Court Hears Read More »
Protesters interrupted the event in Reading after they heard a drag queen was reading to children.
It’s not just you that’s melting at the moment.
There’s Now Evidence Of Roads Melting Thanks To The UK Heatwave Read More »
It’s not a Jubillee Street Party without a Gregg’s sausage roll.
Greggs Are Giving Away Free Sausage Rolls To Celebrate The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Read More »
“If Skepta cheated on me, I’d apologise and ask how I can do better.”
Skepta Shared A New Photo On IG & Women Around The World Collectively Lost Their Minds Read More »
‘Jiving Jay Knox’ has been given 2 years in prison for GBH.
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