ISIS Are Developing Google Style Driverless Cars For Huge Carbomb Attacks
Will the car get the 72 virgins?
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Big Macs Are About To Get A Giant Makeover
Get in my mouth.
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There’s A Student Bar In Sheffield That Sell ‘Paris Bomb’ Shots
The reaction has been explosive.
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Man Downs 11 Bottles Of Wine, Throws Flaming Pillow At Police And Threatens To ‘Rip Their Heads Off’
Sounds like my kind of night.
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David Cameron Could Be Forced From Office In Less Than 24 Hours
“The next 24 hours could change Britain.”
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John F Kennedy Spotted Driving Around London Today, No One Knows WTF Is Going On
Conspiracy theorists – your time.
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Adrian Edmondson Has Apparently Landed A Role In Star Wars Episode VIII
J.J. Abrams was impressed with him and has given him an ‘eccentric part’.
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A National Poo Museum Has Opened On The Isle Of Wight
The UK’s new must see attraction.
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Kids Form Human Arrow To Point Police Chopper Towards Suspects On The Run
Smartest kids on the planet.
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McDonald’s Is Releasing A Giant Big Mac – The Giga Mac
Imagine this but even bigger.
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Pornhub Reveals What Kind Of Porn Women Around The World Watch
Interesting results from the UK.
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Aldi Recalls Loads Of Biscuits After Pest Infestation Discovered In Their Factory
Aldi cookies – now with added rat droppings.
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TfL Spend A Ridiculous Amount Of Money On Counselling For Their Tube Drivers Every Year
Turns out driving a tube train can really mess you up.
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Watch Rachel Riley Spell A Rude Word On Countdown Without Even Realising
Who knew consonants and vowels could be so filthy.
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There’s A Version Of Uber That Lets You Hail A Private Jet
Yeah, because the main reason I don’t hire a private jet is convenience.
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Burger King Is Officially Going To Start Serving Beer
‘I’ll have a whopper and a pint please.’
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Man Arrested Outside School After Threatening Lollipop Man With 2 Machetes
Lollipop men deserve better.
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Boris Johnson Wants To Bring Wrestlemania To London
Summerslam ’17.
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Peterborough Ditch Murderer Sues Prison For ‘Breaching Her Human Rights’
She has also plotted to slice off the fingers of a guard while trying to escape.
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New Statistics Show Uber Might Genuinely Be A Life-Saver
Another reason to love Uber.
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Prisoner Posts Trip Advisor-Style Review After Spending The Night In Prison
‘Had my own on-suite room and butler’.
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Watch These Comedians Try To Give Jeremy Hunt The ‘Dick Of The Year’ Award
‘Please accept your reward. It’s so well deserved.’
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ISIS Are Apparently Planning An ‘Enormous’ Attack On The UK
This warning comes directly from the UK’s head of counterterrorism.
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Adam Johnson Told Glamour Model Outrageous Lies While Trying To Chat Her Up
Just when you thought he couldn’t sink any lower.
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Man Tried To Have Sex With His Girlfriend’s Dog Because He ‘Was Sexually Frustrated’
Taking Doggy Style way too literally.
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Bristol Company Plans To Give Women Time Off During Their Periods
It’s the first policy of its kind to be employed in the UK.
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Manhunt In Manchester After Brother Sets Sister On Fire
Stay safe out there.
