There’s A New Dating App Exclusively For Remain Voters

Just when I finally thought I’d seen it all.

In a world full of lonely swipers there’s a dating app for just about any niche. Meeting people in real life can be daunting but luckily we live in the future where anything is possible. Whether you’er into ghost hunting, feel too ugly for Tinder, or meeting a fellow racist tickles your fancy then there’s a way for you to find potential romantic partners from behind the safety of your iPhone screen.




Just when I finally thought I’ve seen all the really specific dating apps I could think of, the internet decided to prove me wrong.

Since the EU referendum, UK citizens have been obsessed with talking about what’s going to happen now that we’ve left Europe and getting seriously petty at each other over furious Facebook arguments. At least there’s now a way to filter out any #Brexit voters before you end up on a soured date with someone nagging at you for voting the wrong way.

The app is called Remainder and according to their press release the idea initially started out as a joke.

“We created it because all the Remain voters we know seemed so depressed. Our Facebook feeds had turned into a never-ending funeral service.

We thought the best way of recovering must be to go out for a few drinks with someone who’s in the same boat. After all ‘a problem shared is a problem halved’ and what we never managed to give Brussels was our British sense of humour.

We’re launching the app ASAP. But we’re just two ordinary voters. We’re crowdfunding the investment needed to get the app & service completed, up and running.”

If David Cameron didn’t have a wife he’d definitely be on there, it’s not like he’s got anything better to do now that he’s completely given up on us. Although Cameron is into fucking pigs so probably wouldn’t be all that interested in human company anyway.


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