Eat your heart out Jeremy Kyle.
He lost the plot.
Maybe we were wrong about Russia?
At the weekend, the last year or so of being a Sunderland supporter – a year where the football team has failed...
This is what happens when you don't win at home for a year.
Fortunately he was caught by paedophile hunters.
We've got a new winner this year.
He's found his true calling.
If I was desperate for love there's no way I would end up in fucking Coventry.
Put it away dude.
From Towie To Footie.
"He's shitting himself."
One last blowout.
Just give up already.
Anyone up for it? Didn't think so.
It never ends.
That's one way to become a millionaire.
Let's just say he's going away for a while.
I'm sure Alan Johnson massively appreciated this.
This guy's got an answer for everything.
Adam Johnson had "60,000 reasons" not to admit his guilt.