Crack them open.
Even Hopsin can't believe it.
Time to set sail.
You what mate?
Here we go again.
This looks so, so shit.
How else was the internet going to celebrate this ridiculous achievement?
Why the Downing Street rioters have done nothing but hinder their own cause.
It's bank holiday weekend, why not smoke up?
Tragedy struck near the Andes yesterday.
'Mamading' is an alarming new sexual trend and naturally us Brits are at the forefront of it.
It's pretty much the same as Earth except that it's 17 times larger.
Apparently he's the head of a group of investors who are aiming to buy the BBC in order to save it from...
This is probably the worst news of the year so far.
At some point in the next 3 weeks, the sun's magnetic field will reverse polarity and cause the sun to flip upside...
Funerals are expensive right? So why not save some cash when you meet your maker and get shot in space?
A town in Norway has solved their five-month darkness problem - creating artificial sunlight out of three giant mirrors.
Cliff-diving is always cool, but it's cooler if it's in Arizona and you're diving off cliffs using a trampoline. Edgy. Check it...
Need a bottle opener? No need, here are some fun ways to open a beer bottle.
Seriously, our sun is a complete pecker-D compared to this G-unit.