How dumb can you get?
They're inches away from traffic.
Sounds like he was really in a rush.
When you've got to go...
Porn is blurring the lines of reality.
What is wrong with people?
Grade A psycho.
What a moron.
Worst dad ever.
That's attempted murder.
You're never too old.
The butterfly effect.
Choo choo morons.
Clearly not a fan of law enforcement.
Made him look like a right mug.
He loses them by taking the dirt paths in the forest.