What can we blame Covid on today?
It ends with someone getting tasered.
Colonel Sanders is a snitch.
Now that's a drive through.
Shotgun top hat.
Why are people like this?
Who said journalism is dead?
Take a black cab next time.
'I never asked for this life.'
This is not how eyes work.
He made a real impression with his order.
Now that’s service.
If you wish hard enough, it will happen.
If I was desperate for love there's no way I would end up in fucking Coventry.
What a hero.