Listen To Donald Trump Moan About How He Misses His Old Life
Only another 1100 more days to go, Trump.
Only another 1100 more days to go, Trump.
Over in the Philippines, people flock to arenas to witness the ‘sport’.
How the hell did he not realise this was happening?
Ever the connoisseur of death metal.
The owners have never even eaten in a Michelin star restaurant.
Michael Schofield is breaking out of prison yet again.
Finally a good reason to be born in January.
Smooth moves brainiac.
Always wear your seatbelt.
Brutal assessment of his performance in the sack.
Fairly predictable but still pretty great.
He’s not really holding it together here.
How did she not punch her out for this?
That look of pure panic.
His final words revealed.
That’s what you get for leaving the parrot alive.