Cheaper than getting the tattoo removed I guess.
Bad move Sainsbury's.
A poop knife is probably exactly what you think it is.
That hangover must’ve been killer.
Not the ideal date location.
Service with a smile.
Two brothers you don't want go get mixed up.
Class A sarnie.
Dude, not cool.
Hit him where it hurts.
Finally getting what she deserves.
Gotta learn how to work those new features before sexting.
Slight overreaction maybe.
Off the hook.
The most meta thing that has ever happened.
Way to screw up.
Is this really that easy a mistake to make?
Nothing is gonna stop this guy catching 'em all.
It’s called Shagaluf for a reason.
Should’ve gone to Specsavers.
She made a right tit of herself.