The world is filled with stupid people, and there’s no better place to see these people in action than on the internet. It’s a place where all idiots of different shapes and sizes come together to share their dumb opinions and feelings all while completely butchering the English language (including us sometimes).
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We’ve decided to compile a few of our faves and maybe turn this into a weekly feature. Welcome to The Dumbest People On The Internet Volume 3:
You can’t just go through life taking things for granite. Sometimes you’ve got to take things for marble, sometimes you’ve got to take things for limestone, etc. It’s not always about takings for granite and we would all do well to remember that.
Would you believe me if I told you that none of these are parody accounts, and actress/radio host Jameela Jamil is genuinely advising people not to use the term ‘blind spot’ because it’s ‘ableist’. And her followers are lapping it up! No more blind spots then – be sure to report your driving instructor to the DVLA.
To be fair to Meek Mill, if a mirror was smoking, you’d still be left with smoke and mirrors right? So it’s basically the same thing. Doesn’t matter where the smoke is coming from – smoke and mirrors & smoking mirrors has the same outcome.
Vox – maybe the most awful website on the internet (and that’s saying something coming from us), reckon that criminalising the act of knowingly infecting someone with HIV is oppressive to those who have HIV. You couldn’t make it up!
Food for thought? Nah – how about foodful thought? Nutritious thoughts for your mind. Kinda makes sense so like Meek Mill we might have to give this guy a pass on this one. Except it’s just an eye-rollingly basic Tweet that you just can’t let him get away with it. Foodful thought.
You can’t stand in two places at once. That would be double standers and that’s just not fair. Stand in one place at any one time please.
I think this one speaks for itself.
I mean this photo just screams ‘brain cells’ doesn’t it?
Mind = blown. I guess the whole gender spectrum thing is all just smoking mirrors. Make sure to call out the double standers of people who don’t agree. Just some foodful thought there.
That’s it for this week.
For more internet dumbassery, check out last week’s instalment HERE.