There’s A Creepy Guy Out There Sending Random Girls Voice Notes About Cage Fighting Whilst Masturbating
Completely unacceptable behaviour.
Completely unacceptable behaviour.
I’ve never donated sperm, but I’ve always thought that it’s probably kinda awkward to go into some little room in a hospital with a porno and crack one out – I figured I might get stage fright ot just not be able to do it basically – and it turns out that this is apparently …
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Well that’s unfortunate.
‘Happens all the time babe, sorry.’
Not really the ideal location for a wank.
Drug deals, public masturbation and killing animals and BBQing them.
Beyond embarrassing.
It’s gonna be a tough journey out.
“If I can’t get in the cookie jar, I’m going to cut off my privates.”
Puts a whole new spin on the term ‘cockpit’.
It brings a whole new meaning to ‘orange juice with bits’.
Embarrassment x 1000.
This would never happen in the NHS.
Bus drivers just don’t have time for a break these days.
Taking the term ‘danger wank’ to new levels.