There’s A Creepy Guy Out There Sending Random Girls Voice Notes About Cage Fighting Whilst Masturbating
Completely unacceptable behaviour.
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The Chinese Have Invented A ‘Sperm Extractor’ For Men Who Don’t Want To Masturbate
I’ve never donated sperm, but I’ve always thought that it’s…
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This Man Keeps Getting Arrested For Masturbating In Front Of Horses
Come off it mate.
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Student Masturbating Outside His Window Gets Shot Multiple Times By Police (Maybe NSFW)
Well that’s unfortunate.
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Man Brazenly Masturbates In Front Of A Woman On The Bus; Driver Just Tells Her To Move Seats (VIDEO)
‘Happens all the time babe, sorry.’
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Man Hacks His Own Penis Off After Watching Hardcore Porn On His Phone
Unusual reaction.
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A Football Fan Was Arrested For Publicly Masturbating In The Stands During A Game
Not really the ideal location for a wank.
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Masturbation Kills 100 People A Year In Germany
Dirty buggers.
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CCTV Footage Shows What It’s Like To Live On Britain’s Worst Street
Drug deals, public masturbation and killing animals and BBQing them.
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Gamer Forgets To Turn Live Stream Off; Ends Up Masturbating In Front Of The World
Beyond embarrassing.
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Daniel Radcliffe Gets Abandoned In The Bolivian Jungle In His New Movie
It’s gonna be a tough journey out.
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New Law Will Fine Men £80 For Masturbating
Bad news for all you wankers out there.
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Guy Cuts Off His Penis As Punishment To Wife After She Refuses To Have Sex With Him
“If I can’t get in the cookie jar, I’m going to cut off my privates.”
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British Airways Pilot Humiliated After Leaked Cockpit Crossdressing Sex Photos Emerge
Puts a whole new spin on the term ‘cockpit’.
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This Guy Broke Into A Woman’s Home Just So He Could Jizz In Her Orange Juice
It brings a whole new meaning to ‘orange juice with bits’.
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Man Filmed On Public Bus Shoving An Aubergine Up His Butt (VIDEO)
Bus journeys are a bummer.
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Masturbating Regularly Can Dramatically Improve Your Health
Finally some good news.
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Gamer Doesn’t Realise He’s Livestreaming; Has A Wank In Front Of The World (VIDEO)
Embarrassment x 1000.
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A Doctor Has Been Accused Of Drugging A Patient And Ejaculating In Her Face
This would never happen in the NHS.
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Daniel Radcliffe Has Paid An Incredible Tribute To Alan Rickman
Get ready for some serious feels.
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London Bus Driver Suspended For Performing Sex Act Between Two Seats
Bus drivers just don’t have time for a break these days.
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CCTV Footage Shows Man Caught Tugging One Out Over Random Woman In Lift
Taking the term ‘danger wank’ to new levels.
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Southampton Man Caught Masturbating Outside School On CCTV (NSFW)
This is pretty rank.
